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PostSubject: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:41 am

Want some lolz? Go on Omegle and post your funny conversations here! Just like the thread on ONM a while back.

Rules:
Please **** out bad language.
No double posts

Also, Use it at your own risk.
NEVER give out any of your details on it.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:55 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello?
Stranger: Hi.
You: God?
Stranger: What?
You: Are you God?
Stranger: Maybe.
You: Very Happy
You: Really?
Stranger: Why?
You: Wow. This is a once in a lifetime experience!!!
You: I have so many questions to ask!!!
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: Ask away.
You: Well, y'know the way my dog died in January
Stranger: Yeah?
You: Well, is he up there and safe with you?
Stranger: WHat does he looks liek? Tehere are a lot og dogs up here.
Stranger: *like
Stranger: *there
Stranger: *of
You: He has a black spot on his left eye
You: and a black spot on his bottom
Stranger: Hmm... well he's playing with Sarah right now.
You: Who's Sarah?
Stranger: Another dog. Just came up today.
You: Oh. Awww. That's good Smile
You: Does he still hump alot?
Stranger: Yeah...
You: Did he do it today?
Stranger: To Becky [cat].
You: It's hard to get him off you
You: He did Becky??
Stranger: Yeah. D:
You: Oh no
Stranger: I know. She's still laying on that same spot...
You: Oh no!!
You: I hope she's okay
Stranger: Mhmm. Would you like to say any words?
Stranger: She's okay. :]
You: He latches on real hard
Stranger: Yeah, very.
You: Sometimes my leg wuld go purple
You: *would
Stranger: I know. Beck ylooks kind of gray...
Stranger: *looks
You: Give her my best :]
Stranger: Okay.
You: Well, God,
You: You're a nice guy
Stranger: Well, I guess I have to go. And thank you. :]
You: Can you come to my house next tuesday?
You: PLEASE?
Stranger: Sure. Why?
You: I wanna try out something
You: on you
Stranger: What? On me.
You: I dunno if you'll like it
Stranger: What won't I like?
You: You may be on the other bus if you know what I mean
You: Well, I want you to....
Stranger: ?
You: have a bit of fun with me...
You: by....
Stranger: Oh. ;]
You: playing x-box
Stranger: Awesome. 8D
You: Or are you a Nintendo fan?
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Oh no!
Stranger: Why?
You: I don't have a Nintendo
You: What if I get one?
Stranger: Awww...
Stranger: Get one.
You: Okay
You: Do you wanna play Carnival Funfair games?
Stranger: Yeahh.
You: We can do multi-player!!!!!!
Stranger: YEAH!!!
You: bye =]

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Stranger: hey you from uk
You: yeah
Stranger: kwl asl
You: Why? Are you a racist b*stard who will disconnect if I'm not from the UK?
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:13 pm

XD

I love that site, been using it for ages for lulz. I'll post any funny convos. I have if I get any....

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:46 pm

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi?
You: are you robert mugabe?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't think they liked me Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:55 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ohithar
Stranger: Hey n*gg*r, what's your favorite game?
Stranger: ohai
You: that's racist.....
You: you sick b*stard
Stranger: no it's not..........
Stranger: no i'm not.........
You: how is what you said not racist?
Stranger: because you're a n*gg*r
Stranger: that makes it ok
You: you fail at life
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:01 pm

_Reece_ wrote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ohithar
Stranger: Hey n*gg*r, what's your favorite game?
Stranger: ohai
You: that's racist.....
You: you sick b*stard
Stranger: no it's not..........
Stranger: no i'm not.........
You: how is what you said not racist?
Stranger: because you're a n*gg*r
Stranger: that makes it ok
You: you fail at life
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That was lol.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:03 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey there
Stranger: i just came across ma keyboard
Stranger: just kidding
You: thats..... cool
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: wouldn' like that mess
You: what kind of mess?
Stranger: well... you know...
You: know what?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: why should I tell u?
You: cause im not
Stranger: just for FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
Stranger: bada.booom
You: lol
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I wounder what that was all about? XD
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:06 pm

Just edited my post and the one k quoted it in to censor the swearing and to change the word that the forum censored (good thing it is censored TBH) into the actual word with *'s so it makes more sense....

Also, k, don't double post, edit it in to the post you just made....

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:22 am

OH BUM I FORGOT! sorry. really really sorry I forgot I posted before.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:19 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: heyy xx
Stranger: asl xx
You: What's that mean?
Stranger: age , sex , loacation xx
You: 17
You: female
You: Scotland
You: You?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't think they like Scottish people...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Yo~
Stranger: fine?
You: Ja, you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: m tunisia
Stranger: u
Stranger: 21
You: Ah. I've never been to Tunisia.
You: Scotland
You: 17
Stranger: welcome
Stranger: u ar a girls or a boy?
You: Female
You: You?
Stranger: okey
Stranger: male
You: Okay
You: What's it like in Tunisia?
You: (Tunisia reminds me of Tuna :3 )
Stranger: what is Tuna 3?
Stranger: oh yes
You: Tuna is a fish and :3 is a kitty face
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: we can talk on msn
Stranger: ok
You: Uhh... I don't really give out that information to just anyone...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: us u like
You: Hm?
Stranger: if u like add me
Stranger: khaledjar2009@hotmail.fr
Stranger: i am waiting (One thing I thought here: PERVERT!)
You: What's your first language?
Stranger: arabic
Stranger: the second is english
Stranger: u?
You: English is first
You: Second is French
Stranger: french is 3d
You: okay
Stranger: why u dont like invited me on msn
Stranger: ar u scared
Stranger: ????????
You: I'm not scared.
You: I'd just rather be safe, y'know?
Stranger: no
You: I'm always paranoid about risks and such
You: So I look into someone a bit more first
Stranger: okey
Stranger: welcome
Stranger: but dont be scared
Stranger: because u talk with a polite man
Stranger: hahha
You: XD
Stranger: okey
Stranger: so how is live in scotland?
Stranger: what is the time now
Stranger: is it later?
You: It's 1215 atm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where ar u
You: Right now?
You: In front of a computer XD
You have disconnected.

Uh... yeah, I killed the chat XD
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:04 am

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Stranger: hiii
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 13, Male, Northern Ireland.
You: you?
Stranger: okey nice to meet you

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:18 am

Stranger: could u help me to jerk off?
You: What?
Stranger: masturbate
You: Bye

You: Hola
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: what?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: m/f?
You: 15, Male, Ireland
Stranger: from?
You: LOL
Your conversational partner has disconnected

They obviously don't like Irish teenagers

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:51 am

Oh dammit. I wish I still had a conversation that I had on Omegle a while back saved. It went from me being an idiotic 14 year old with 1 tarantula and 10 wolf spiders to me commiting suicide and my Dad coming on and giving out to the person I was talking to. Random...

Anyway, if I have any good ones, I'll post them. Smile

EDIT: Here's one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hellow :3
You: *Rubs computer screen*
Stranger: *licks computer screen
You: I love my computer screen. <3
Stranger: I love mine too <3
Stranger: mmm(:
You: My you're looking ravishing tonight dear computer screen.
Stranger: computer screen...oh baby you look so good ;D
You: Wait...no! You're having an affair with Jimmy, my brother? Say it isn't so!
You: I don't love you anymore!
Stranger: Oh my god you cheated on me?!? *slaps computer screen*
You: *Later that day, Bill and comuter screen got divorced. Computer screen got married to Jimmy, but then mysteriously disappeared during their honeymoon. Computer screen has never been seen again*
Stranger: :O omg...we need a detective
You: *Sobs* I loved that computer screen. Why did I have to kill it!? I could have just killed Jimmy! *Sobs*
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:23 am

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: ASL?
Stranger: m-20
Stranger: u
You: Male, 13, N.I.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY.
You: Hi
You: asl?
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:12 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 15 m Ireland
Stranger: 16 usa
Stranger: f
You: cool what part
Stranger: florida
You: cool
Stranger: do u have a gf?
You: Nope
Stranger: i can be urs jkjk
Stranger: lol
You: ok strange
Stranger: I make love to Mickey Mouse
You have disconnected.
Horny teenager Take 1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: how you doin... Wink ---in that joey from friends kind of way
You: asl?
You: lol I love Friends
Stranger: lol saame :L
You: 16 m ireland
Stranger: 14 f uk
You: caw caw dont blame the pretty lady dont blame the pretty lady
You: what part of uk you from?
Stranger: hahah leicestershire
You: Northern Ireland
You: So apart from Friends, what do you like?
Stranger: your dick
Stranger: what do you like..?
You: Ok
You have disconnected.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:09 pm

My last 5 chats have consisted of 2 nude webcammers, 1 man looking for a nude webcammer and 2 mid-20s women.

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:34 pm

I lol'd at every one of these XD
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:17 pm

Same here.

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:04 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: My name is Khan, and I am not a terrorist.
You: Good for you
You: My name is Kevin and you're a freak
Stranger: NAH BITCH
Stranger: YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND
You: Understand what?
Stranger: WHYYY
You: you're confusing if you're not a terrorist
Stranger: thats makes sense.
You: where are you from?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: FIRST
You: asl?
Stranger: what color is your cell phone?
You: um silver why?
Stranger: wrong. you loose.
Stranger: 2 wrongs do not make a right.
Stranger: just like 2 lefts make a right.
You: u may not be a terrorist but u might be a paedophile
You: Are you?
Stranger: ; )
Stranger: damn, you caught me
You: And from cell phone I'm guessing you're american
You: You're an american paedophile
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you loose again.
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Uzbekistan.
You: Yes because that's right
Stranger: tashkent, uzbekistan
Stranger: it is dumbitch
Stranger: 2 wrongs make a right
You: You're from kakasthan and your name is Borat?
Stranger: dumbitch UZBEKistan
You: I say no, now run or i'll report you to the police
Stranger: google it
Stranger: if you're so ignorant
Stranger: my name is khan and im not a terrorist
Stranger: you aint got nothin on me
You: your a paedo tho
Stranger: and youre a moron
You: nope
You: wrong
Stranger: 3 wrongs make a right
Stranger: HA
Stranger: loser
You: im not a moron
You: Stop talking about yourself
Stranger: who said i was
Stranger: you said
Stranger: thats what she said
You: you said
You: allright you got me
Stranger: i know
You: U waz Punkd
Stranger: who are you
Stranger: who am i?
Stranger: who are WE in this complicated world?
Stranger: I am a cat
You: called Khan????
Stranger: You are a duck called Stan
Stranger: and I am a paedophile cat
Stranger: We are family, i've got all my sisters with me
Stranger: uh NO
Stranger: cats are creepy
Stranger: that is very true
Stranger: I win
Stranger: family is life
You: um nothing
Stranger: we are all brothers
Stranger: whether cats of ducks
Stranger: life is strange
Stranger: you are strange
Stranger: but its okay
Stranger: SO
Stranger: whats outside ur window
Stranger: what do u see
Stranger: what do u feel
Um darkness
Stranger: wrong
Stranger: im standing there
You: nope
Stranger: what
Stranger: whats a cat
Stranger: ur wierd.
Stranger: My friend is
Stranger: a frog called Jeremy
Stranger: he's your mother
Stranger: IM CALLING THE POLICE
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO FROGs
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:49 am

Lol but don't forget to star your swearing.

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:37 am

unclekevo wrote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 15 m Ireland
Stranger: 16 usa
Stranger: f
You: cool what part
Stranger: florida
You: cool
Stranger: do u have a gf?
You: Nope
Stranger: i can be urs jkjk
Stranger: lol
You: ok strange
Stranger: I make love to Mickey Mouse
You have disconnected.
Horny teenager Take 1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: how you doin... Wink ---in that joey from friends kind of way
You: asl?
You: lol I love Friends
Stranger: lol saame :L
You: 16 m ireland
Stranger: 14 f uk
You: caw caw dont blame the pretty lady dont blame the pretty lady
You: what part of uk you from?
Stranger: hahah leicestershire
You: Northern Ireland
You: So apart from Friends, what do you like?
Stranger: your dick
Stranger: what do you like..?
You: Ok
You have disconnected.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:28 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Yo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Uhh... thanks...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Yo
Stranger: yo
You: lol
You: copycat
Stranger: copydog
You: Kappu-inu..?
You: NO WAIZ!
You: O_O
Stranger: orama koma burama ko
Stranger: :p
Stranger: asl
You: 17
You: female
You: Haggis land
You: You?
Stranger: where is haggis land?
Stranger: 20 m turkey
You: Scotland, dumbell
You: Where the haggis live XD
Stranger: Very Happy
Stranger: how are you
Stranger: you must be happy
You: Uhh...
You: <.< ... >.>
You: KIRBEH!
You: XD
Stranger: I don't understand you
Stranger: anlamıyorum ulan
You: Don't worry
You: I don't understand me either XD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are you crayz?
You: Yeah
You: Kinda
Stranger: what is kinda?
You: Sort of
You: Soon we get going, yah she f**k you~
Wanna get down, rock you~
You: It's... AKAGI!
Stranger: Very Happy
You: It's a song, btw
You: I don't really mean it
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: are you horny?
You: BONE! CAUGHT! S**T!
You: TAKE! THAT! SON!
You: No
You: >_<
Stranger: very interesting song
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gG55Z_WHKg
Stranger: ok
You: You're always looking back, running from the past~!
You: It's... FALLING DOWN~!
You: By Atreyu!
You: We're all dying in the end~!
Stranger: Very Happy
Stranger: you are crayz
Stranger: I am sure
You: Clear up my brains and sweep them underneath the rug~!
I need them more than I needed any other drug~!
Stranger: enough
You: Haha lol
Stranger: I am serious:P
You: I am not
Stranger: I know
You: It's in your head~!
You: XD
Stranger: Very Happy:)SmileSmileSmileSmileSmile
You: *claps in time to Usugimi Billy*
You: I say do you wanna fight mine up~?
You: Come on, get up~!
You: Usugimi Billy~!
Stranger: :S
You: lol
Stranger: who?
You: I'll stop XD
You: Usugimi Billy is a song
Stranger: hmm
You: By Maximum the Hormone
You: YouTube it
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: Very Happy
Stranger: you are addicted
Stranger: to youtube
Stranger: :p
You: No, I am addicted to http://www.anime9200.com/Naruto
You: Two different things XD
You: Though... Naruto Ondo's on YouTube... Wink
Stranger: Very Happy
You: I'm addicted to that
You: SUZAKU FTW!
Stranger: you are very interesting
You: NO I AM NOT
You: banana it
You: Jynx, go away
You: *faceplants keyboard*
You: Jynx is my verbal tic XD
You: -silence-
Stranger: yes
You: XD
Stranger: I am watching porn
Stranger: sorry
You: lol
You: HENTAI!!!!!
You: Yaoi? Yuri? Or just hentai?
You: Hmph
You: It doesn't matter to me
You: I hate all hentai
Stranger: Very Happy
Stranger: hentai is not real
You: It is
You: btw, if I hate hentai, I hate you
You: Goodbye, pervert
You have disconnected.

PERVERT!!!! O_O

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hi asl?
You: 17
You: Female
You: Haggis land
You: You?
Stranger: 15 Male australia
You: WHY DO I ALWAYS GET MEN!? O_O
You: At least you're younger than me this time
You: Hai XD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hi
You: And at least you speak English
You: ^^
Stranger: lolz
You: S, how's you then?
Stranger: im alright wbu?
You: I'm good ^^
You: Not fine
You: 'cause that's like... F.I.N.E
You: Freaked Out
You: Insecure
You: Neurotic
You: Emotionall Unstable
You: XD
Stranger: right...
You: My friend taught me that one XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Gee, thanks mate. You try dealing with HFA, bi-polar and Torett's and see how YOU think.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl??
You: 17
You: Female
You: Haggis land
You: You?
Stranger: again?
Stranger: 16 f the netherlands
You: A DUTCHIE! And a female!
You: FINALLY~!
You: ^^
Stranger: ? oke haha
You: And one around my own age too ^^
You: Teach me Dutch ^^
You: Please
Stranger: hah Smile
Stranger: oke...
Stranger: what do you want to know?
You: Uhh...
You: The basics
You: Hello
You: Goodbye
You: That kind of stuff
Stranger: hello = hoi/ hallo
Stranger: goodbye = doei
Stranger: my name is kim = mijn naam is kim
Stranger: hello??
You: Hai *is looking/listening intently*
Stranger: ik luister aandachtig / ik luister erg goed
You: So, I could talk to a Dutch person by saying "Hallo. Mijn naam is Jynx"?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thanks for the tips... I think.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:32 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi Nice to meet you.
You: What age are you?
Stranger: I'm 20 years old.
You: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! PAEDO!!!
You have disconnected.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:55 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 13, Male, UK
You: You?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: horny female?
You: Sure as hell I am
Stranger: lmao
You: Why, are you?
Stranger: are yhu male or female?
You: Male
You: You?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: 22 m india
You: 13, M, UK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:32 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wassup
You: ~I wanna be the very best
{After a long silence}
You: You Poketard
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi. What's your name?
Stranger: penny
You: really?
Stranger: u?
Stranger: not really
You: D:
You: U lied to a stranger...
You: You sick f**k *tut tut*
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl if u r a girl
You: 25 M Iraq
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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YAYZ 4 STUPID HORNY PPL


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: helllooo
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: girl?
You: Yep
You: Want my msn?
Stranger: where a u from
You: i'm from usa
You: Want my msn?
Stranger: o i m chinese
Stranger: year
You: oh kewl
Stranger: give me you E mail
You: okay Smile
You: You'readouchebag@hotmail.com
You: add me
You: Smile
You: okay?
You: My friend wants to get in on the action. Her email is:
Stranger: i have send you a E mail
Stranger: when you recieved please let me know
You: Ican'tbelieveyou'resoretarded@hotmail.com
You: I got the email
Stranger: really
You: yeah
Stranger: what it say?
Stranger: can you give me back i want got your photo
You: It says "I'm retarded. It turns out the person I'm talking to is male and I don't have a f*cking clue. And the e-mail adress i just got was made up. It's calling me a douchebag"
Stranger: my engllish is poor
You: Oh god
You have disconnected.

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PEDO ALERT!!!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny 16 yo m looking 15-20 f to do cam with.. am fat.. need msn/skpye webcam.. interested?
You: What's a horny?
Stranger: someone thats sexualy aroused
You: ohhhh....Will you do cam with an 11 year old? I'm a boy. You can make exeptions, right?
Stranger: lol?
You: What?
Stranger: it's kinda wrong if im 16.. and your a guy..
You: I have a cam and a skype
You: No it's not
Stranger: yeah, it makes me a pedo..
You: No it doesnt
You: not if I consent
Stranger: no, you have to be 16 to consent..
You: Well, in my country you don't have to be 16
Stranger: country?
You: yeah
Stranger: what one tho
You: I live in Iraq. My friends do cam all the time
Stranger: lol, got an older sister or something?
You: Yeah
Stranger: will she cam?
You: Yeah sure. She's 12.
Stranger: lol?... hmmm..
You: I just
You: called my sister
You: She said she will do it
Stranger: fine, i'll skype..
Stranger: name for me too add?
You: bye. You are now talking to my sis...
You: Hello?
Stranger: hi
You: Oh f*cking hell.
Stranger: ?
You: You want me to cam?
You: I just did it
Stranger: sure.. why not?
Stranger: whats the skype name?
You: HassannaS.
Stranger: ok
You: Will I take my clothes off for it?
Stranger: add me on skype. k?
Stranger: redeyes756\
Stranger: get rid of the slash
You: okay. Will I take my pants off?
Stranger: let me see you first
You: Why? My pants are off already
Stranger: ok, but add me on skype
You: Okay
Stranger: redeyes756
You: Listen dude, you're a paedo. I'm reporting you.
You have disconnected.
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