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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:52 am

But... You could have edited them all Into 1 post. D:
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:48 am

But what if you had seen the first post at 7pm and then I just edited it in at 9pm. You wouldn't have seen it then.
I'm not condoning double posting or anything, Wink


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You: same
Stranger: ok
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Stranger: no entiendo
You: nice fun
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You: nintendo?
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You: *like
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Stranger: msn?
You: :S
You: YES
Stranger: :S
You: I HAVE FRIGGIN MSN
Stranger: log in to msn
You: k
You: wow
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Stranger: wat
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You: k
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Stranger: Hello
You: how are you
Stranger: Good, you?
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Stranger: Also, I'm 62 years old, Male and from the United States.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:04 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Sat May 08, 2010 9:52 am

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You: hi
You: Are we friends yet?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: mm,idk
You: D:
You: we are
Stranger: okay
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Stranger: this is
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You: You like you?
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Sat May 08, 2010 2:12 pm

Lonely Jazz all alone with his imaginary Omegle friends. ;D
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Sat May 08, 2010 2:57 pm

Recently, a pile of ppl at school have been asking me if i use Omegle. Don't know how they know :/ (stalkers)

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Mon May 10, 2010 2:03 pm

Cormster wrote:
Recently, a pile of ppl at school have been asking me if i use Omegle. Don't know how they know :/ (stalkers)
They prob heard us talking about it and they want to find you and get prony pics of u.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Mon May 10, 2010 2:09 pm

k wrote:
Cormster wrote:
Recently, a pile of ppl at school have been asking me if i use Omegle. Don't know how they know :/ (stalkers)
They prob heard us talking about it and they want to find you and get prony pics of u.
Hey, I was just gonna accuse you of ratting on Cormac..
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Mon May 10, 2010 2:12 pm

Jazz wrote:
k wrote:
Cormster wrote:
Recently, a pile of ppl at school have been asking me if i use Omegle. Don't know how they know :/ (stalkers)
They prob heard us talking about it and they want to find you and get prony pics of u.
Hey, I was just gonna accuse you of ratting on Cormac..

Darn it xD

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Fri May 14, 2010 12:22 pm

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You: D:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: h*rny?
You: er....
You: i forget
Stranger: forget what, ur d*ck?
You: yeah
Stranger: good for you
You: and u
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Stranger: are you indian girl???
You: yeahlol
Stranger: you must be jocking
You: Yeah. I jock ppl all the time
Stranger: hammm
Stranger: lodo chusi ne???
You: Ching chan curry to you too.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are u girl? or boy
You: A girl.
You: I'm Indian
Stranger: so you kno hindi???
You: Yeah Hindu vindaloo and you?
Stranger: i ment do you know speak hindi???
You: Yeah
You: "Curry Korma Ghandi?" Smile
Stranger: i dont think its hindi .... ok leave it,,,btao kha ki rehne vali ho?
You: kk
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You: ??
You: Smile
Stranger: what yar tell me where you from i mean which state?
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You: The big one. Smile
You: And you?
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You: Korma!!
You: Tika Mesala!!
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You: is
You: Curry
Stranger: hammm nice name ok g2go bye
You: kbai
Stranger: what you mean i dindt get
You: It means "okay, bye. F**k off"
You: Smile
Stranger: hammm thanks
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Sun May 23, 2010 7:15 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:03 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeeeeeeeeyyy
You: A WILD MAGIKARP APPEARED
Stranger: magikarp ? what happened after ...
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH ATTACK
Stranger: hehehe
You: AFTER WHAT?
Stranger: i like your thinking..
You: ^_^
Stranger: i humped a unicorn lastnight
You: Really?
Stranger: it couldve been you..
You: I shagged a donkey last night
You: could've been your mom
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:38 pm

Jazz wrote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeeeeeeeeyyy
You: A WILD MAGIKARP APPEARED
Stranger: magikarp ? what happened after ...
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH ATTACK
Stranger: hehehe
You: AFTER WHAT?
Stranger: i like your thinking..
You: ^_^
Stranger: i humped a unicorn lastnight
You: Really?
Stranger: it couldve been you..
You: I shagged a donkey last night
You: could've been your mom
You have disconnected.

PWN'd

Why disconnect? D:

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:44 pm

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Stranger: hi!
You: ROAR
Stranger: ahh i'm scared
You: I'M A DINOSAUR
You: So you should be
Stranger: well i am!
Stranger: what kind of dinosaur are you?
You: I'm un-named
Stranger: You're probably a fag. So you're a mega-sore-ass
You: I like that
You: I'm going to go with that
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:46 am

_Reece_ wrote:
Jazz wrote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeeeeeeeeyyy
You: A WILD MAGIKARP APPEARED
Stranger: magikarp ? what happened after ...
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH ATTACK
Stranger: hehehe
You: AFTER WHAT?
Stranger: i like your thinking..
You: ^_^
Stranger: i humped a unicorn lastnight
You: Really?
Stranger: it couldve been you..
You: I shagged a donkey last night
You: could've been your mom
You have disconnected.

PWN'd

Why disconnect? D:
Because then he would've PWN'd me. D;

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiii
You: A WILD MAGIKARP APPEARED!
Stranger: what your mean???
You: THE WILD MAGIKARP USED SPLASH!!
You: BUT IT FAILED!
Stranger: why it failed???
You: YOU SENT OUT DRAGONITE!
Stranger: where do you come from ?
You: JAPAN!
You: WHERE ALL POKÉMON COME FROM!
Stranger: hahahahaha, so funny
You: MAGIKARP LATCHED ON TO DRAGONITE!
Stranger: are you male???
You: MAGIKARP GAVE DRAGONITE A HICKEY!
You: I AM A MAGIKARP!
Stranger: go to hell pokemon
You: MAGIKARP DOESN'T BELIEVE IN HELL!
Stranger: you are same with a f**k jews
You: MAGIKARP IS HINDU!
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH!
You: BUT IT FAILED!
Stranger: what's your opinion with gaza??
You: DRAGONITE USED THUNDERWAVE!
You: MAGIKARP DODGED AS IT IS THE ULTIMATE POKÉMON
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH!
You: BUT IT FAILED!
Stranger: jerk, f*cking hell with your pets
You: I AM A MAGIKARP!
You: NOT A PET!
Stranger: like a that pets?? pikachu??heh??
Stranger: something really fun
Stranger: totally disgrace
You: MAGIKARP PWNS ALL POKÉMON
You: ESPECIALLY PIKACHU!
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH!
You: BUT IT FAILED!
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:56 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A WILD MAGIKARP APPEARED!
Stranger: Hey Very Happy I'm a guy, and no, I'm not trying to get laid
Stranger: :O
You: YOU CAN'T REALLY
You: YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET -_-
Stranger: So? xD
You: SO YOU CAN'T GET LAID!
You: BUT MAGIKARP CAN STILL ATTACK YOU!!
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH ATTACK!!
Stranger: It's inaffective because Magikarp sucks ass
You: NO THAT'S CHIMCHARS MOVE!
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH!!!
You: BUT IT FAILED!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:41 am

B'aw..I liked this thread. :'(
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:52 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m/20 here, looking for female with skype or yahoo messanger
You: banana here looking for a fruit bowl to live in
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi.
You: hi.
Stranger: I'm a cougar.
You: Are you Courtney Cox?
Stranger: Yes.
You: oh cool I'm Lisa Kudrow
Stranger: Sweet. We're best friends, right?
You: WERE
You: In the 90's
You: our friendship was so 2004
Stranger: Haha that's sad.
You: I've moved on
Stranger: Well I'm glad you think you're better than me..
You: lol
You: So where's David at?
Stranger: Grocery store.
You: or.........................
You: sleasy motel?
Stranger: Nope. I know where he is..
Stranger: What a coincidence! He just got home with the groceries!
You: Has he got lipstick on his collar?
Stranger: No, hahah he was got for three minutes. It would have been MUCH longer if he'd been with someone.
You: so where are you actually from?
Stranger: Denver.
You: oh cool
Stranger: You?
You: ireland
Stranger: Nice. I bet it's very.. Irishy there.
You: Yeah, really ..... irishy
You: is Denver very .. Denvery?
You: Jennifer Aniston is a slut
You: Matt Le Blanc is a failure
You: David Schwimmer is a giraffe
You: and the other one wishes he was Zac Efron
You: anyways bon voyage, hope your show doesn't get cancelled.
You have disconnected.


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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:57 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey 15 male here:)
You: 12 m holland very h***y wanna f**k very h***y girls 13+
You: interested?
Stranger: im jerking
You: so am i
You: wanna f**k very h***y girls 13+
Stranger: how big ur c**k
You: bigger than urs
Stranger: i jerk 4 times a day
You: i jerk 7 times a day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I am ashamed.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:11 am

Stranger: hello
You: hallo
Stranger: asl?
You: 18, m, uk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Xenophobic bast*rd.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

D:

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hi
You: 18, m, uk
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Xenophobic bast*rd Mk. II

Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 23 m uk
You: I see
Stranger: you?
You: 18, m, uk

Why does this always-oh.

The Reggie Perrin Tolerance Test (1)

Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: reggie perrin
You: disposable razor guru
Stranger: yeaa
Stranger: ehmm excuse me
You: having an affair with an otter
You: only weekdays, purely physical
Stranger: ?
You: do you not what an otter is?
You: I'm watching you.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i knoe
Stranger: know
You: If that cat slides down the flagpole then nobody wins.
Stranger: omg ur freakin weird'
Stranger: f or m?
You: I know Very Happy
You: m
Stranger: okay
Stranger: f here¨¨
You: is your name jasmine?
Stranger: you are the weirdest human being in the universe
Stranger: no it isint
You: CURSES, FOILED AGAIN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Attempt 2

Stranger: Hey
You: hello, slightly pointless wellness person
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How intolerant.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl plz
You: 26, f, Kazakhstan
You: you want sexy times?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Racist Neutral

Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: from?
You: up is a pixar film
You: australia
Stranger: yea ive seen that
Stranger: lolo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

RACIST POM.

You: hello
Stranger: hey =)
You: asl
Stranger: asl?
You: age, sex, location
Stranger: u first Smile
You: 22, f, russia
Stranger: russia, i hav herd of it Smile
You: I would expect you to have done
Stranger: why? i guess not many people here have heard of it...
You: north korea?
You: or burma
Stranger: no im from texas Smile
You: texas huh?
You: you in oil?
Stranger: im not in oil, im in austin Smile
You: george bush is a friend
Stranger: i actually like him, we learnd a lot about him in school, and he is awesome Smile
You: CAPITALIST BAST*RD
You have disconnected.

Stupid US Republicans Neutral (not actually against capitalism, just Bush XD)

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: hey
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ
You: asl
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: I F*CKED YOUR SISTER
You have disconnected.

What? They were annoying.

You: hey
You: asl
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: u forst
Stranger: first
You: 27, m, international space station
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

But it's true D:
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:09 pm

I got a guy who did that ಠ_ಠ thing o/

Funny convos, SL XD
I'll put some more up later (:
From what I've gathered, they don't like you because your male.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:00 pm

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: so, i herd u liek squirtlez
Stranger: asl?
You: squirtlez. do u liek 'em?
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:29 pm

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Stranger: hi
You: What are your views on Pokémon players?
Stranger: i hate them
You: why?
You: dey'r gay are dey
You: LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
Stranger: they r just nuisense
You: Yeah. cool up the world, aren't they?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: asl?
You: 10 m Kanto!
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:00 pm

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You: REACH
Stranger: hi
You: REACH!
Stranger: what reach mean
You: REACHHH HALO REACH
Stranger: hmm
You: REACH!!
Stranger: diffirent
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REACH!~! Stupid PS3 FANBOY!
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:04 am

No stupid Halo Reach fanboy.

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