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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:44 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 17
You: Male
You: Japan
Stranger: where u from
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

RACIST!!!!!!!!!!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: show boobs to allu?
You: *faceplants*
You: NOT ON YOUR LIFE, PERV!
Stranger: XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PERVERT!!!!!!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: <.< ... >.>
You: asl?
Stranger: m
You: Also
You: Age?
Stranger: 17
You: Hey~! Also ^^
You: Location?
Stranger: sydney
You: Nearly had a hat trick there ^^
You: Japan
Stranger: lol
You: So, how're you?
Stranger: ntbad
Stranger: u
You: I'm good
You: It's pouring it down with rain here - I hate rain >_<
Stranger: rains cool
Stranger: is it cold
You: Rain tends to weaken me and my magic powers
You: I control fire, see?
Stranger: ohyea
You: What's your name?
You: I'm Suzaku ^^
You: Suzaku Zheng Que Feng Huang Fenikkusu of the South Flame
You: ^^
Stranger: and im zezima
Stranger: best known in runescape
You: I'm on Runescape
You: <.< ... >.>
You: I'm called Suzimi on there
You: I haven't been on in forever
Stranger: rs died like 2 years ago
Stranger: its jst not the same..
You: Ouch
You: No good
You: Well, there's always the forums ^^
Stranger: lol
You: You been on a forum before?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Uhh... yeah.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What, you judge people on how they say hello? O_o

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 17
You: Male
You: Japan
You: You?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

RACIST!!! Mark 2

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: ye
You: asl?
Stranger: 20 f indonesia n u?
You: 17
You: Male
You: Japan
You: Name?
Stranger: dinda n u?
You: Suzaku
Stranger: r u student?
You: Yep
Stranger: high school?
You: No
You: Just left
You: I'm in college
Stranger: what's the major?
You: Hm?
You: Uhh... whaddya mean by that? (We probably don't call it that here)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

NON-BELIEVER!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: r u horny git?
Stranger: ye suhana mausam
Stranger: git ya girl
Stranger: lol
Stranger: idiot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I did that as a dare.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: does is matter??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Huh!?

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The search for God...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you God?
Stranger: no
You: DAMMIT!
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you God?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no
You: DAMMIT!
You: Who are you then?
Stranger: ............
You: If you're Seriyuu, I'm not fighting again.
Stranger: i am i
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am sosorry
Stranger: i am not the one that you found
Stranger: hi
You: Okay
Stranger: are you here
Stranger: ?
You: Yeah, I'm here
You: I'm always here
Stranger: ha
You: Well, until someone douses me in water
Stranger: you are humor
You: Then I turn to ashes and come back as a red sparrow
Stranger: hah
You: <.< ... >.>
You: Can I tell you a secret?
Stranger: hha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: if you want
You: I am the Japanese God of Fire, Suzaku.
You: I'm here as a human because Jya said it was hard
You: and it is!
You: So many fire hazards O_O
Stranger: ............
Stranger: and ?
Stranger: then?
You: Do you have any tips?
You: I haven't a clue on how to be human
Stranger: i have
Stranger: do you like coffee
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i like it
You: No
Stranger: ha
Stranger: and
You: I don't like it
Stranger: tea
Stranger: ?
You: Yea, tea's nice
Stranger: ha
Stranger: i am sosorry
Stranger: i have some ting to do
Stranger: 10046122962qq.com
Stranger: my email
Stranger: bye
You: Bye
You: What's your name?
Stranger: Susan
Stranger: and you
Stranger: ?
You: Suzaku
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i see
You: ^^
You: You should be lucky today, Susan ^^
You: Helping a god is no small feat
You: You shall be blessed for that, I will make sure of it
Stranger: thank you
You: You're welcome ^^
You: You're nice
Stranger: hahh
Stranger: you are a nice god
You: Thank you ^^
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: china
Stranger: do you hate?
You: Nope
You: China's good ^^
You: 'cause I am also Zheng Que, see?
Stranger: hah
Stranger: hah
You: ^^
Stranger: iha
Stranger: i am glad to see you
You: Same to you ^^
You: Tell Shinwa I said hi... if you can find her
Stranger: i do
Stranger: bye
You: Okay
You: Bye~
You: Okay, I'll disconnect now~
You have disconnected.

What a nice girl.

You never know, you know...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you god?
Stranger: no
You: DAMMIT!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A curious case of Deja vu...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey 18 m taiwan here:)
You: Are you god?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh dear... my search isn't going well.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you God?
Stranger: yes
You: Hello
Stranger: hi are you crazy
You: Umm... Can I get my job back from Seriyuu?
Stranger: nobody can be a god
You: How so?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lying b*****d.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you god?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Annoying little...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey Smile
You: aRE YOU GOD?
You: Oops, bad caps...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What? Dun lyek the CAPS?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Are you god?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WTF? Still none...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Are you God?
Stranger: no ,
You: Darn
Stranger: lol , why do you wanna talk to god ?
You: I want a word with him
You: He gave my job to Seriyuu
Stranger: ohh sry
You: But you might be able to help me
You: You see, Jyma told me that being a human was hard, so I'm trying it out, but, frankly...
You: I haven't a clue *depressed*
You: Any tips?
You: btw, I'm the Japanese God of the South Flames
Stranger: im lost....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Keep up, kid.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai
Stranger: hai
You: Are you God?
Stranger: nope, but you are so f**k you http://ihatesara.com/?mylink=3b6ddecf7390a2e6
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

She hates God...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for horny female with webcam
You: Are you God?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Impeccable timing XD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you God?
Stranger: Hi. Tell me a secret about yourself that you've never told anyone else
Stranger: I am *A* God
You: I am a God as well ^^
You: I am the Japanese God of Flame, Suzaku of the South
Stranger: Sweet
You: You?
You: If you're Seriyuu, I want a word with you
Stranger: I am the god of hell-fire
You: Hai
You: Hades
You: How've ya been?
You: It's been a while since I ventured from the Southern Cross
Stranger: F**king hot down here man
You: Same
You: 'cept up here
Stranger: Sweet
You: I'm thinking that I might take up Jyma's offer to become human for a week...
You: Hmm...
You: Waddya think, Hades?
Stranger: Maybe
Stranger: I really don't care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nice. I talked to Hades...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you God?
Stranger: no
You: Darn
You: I am Suzaku, Japanese God of the South Flame
Stranger: F**K YOU!!!
You: Same to you
You: I hate you
You: You're cursed for life
You: May you burn in mental hell for eternity
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you God?
Stranger: of course
You: Really?
Stranger: Amen
You: I wanna word with you
Stranger: Problem?
You: Yes
You: You gave Seriyuu my job and now I'm stuck on this wolrd
You: and why?
You: Because I broke one tiny, poncy, little rule.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

God is moody...

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Now for the S**t Pickle patience test...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: S**t pickle
Stranger: ok
You: S**t pickle!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He lasted for 2...
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:17 am

The Insanity Factor wrote:

You: What's your name?
You: I'm Suzaku ^^
You: Suzaku Zheng Que Feng Huang Fenikkusu of the South Flame
You: ^^

Now for the S**t Pickle patience test...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: S**t pickle
Stranger: ok
You: S**t pickle!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He lasted for 2...

Lulz; The two best convos. XD

Now time for some omegle convos.... :L

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
You: Hows you?
You: D:
Stranger: grate ta
Stranger: u
You: I'm good too, Thanks. (:
You: Although...
You: Can i tell you a secret?
You: D:
Stranger: yeh go on i wont tell
You: Thanks.
You: Smile
You: You know
You: I just found out that Santa isn't real. ;-;
Stranger: no !!!
You: I was gutted too
You: ;_;
Stranger: how old are you
You: 14.
You: Why?
You: How old are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He never told me his age. ;-;

Lulz; this is TIF's brother who i was speaking to. :L

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl
You: Age: 13
Sex: A mixture of both
Location: In your mum
You: ;D
Stranger: okey
Stranger: tell me are you m or f
You: I said, mixture of both.
Stranger: i dont believe you
You: Then touch my willy, and suck my titties.
Stranger: no:D
Stranger: bye
Stranger: oot tyyhmä
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:11 am

XD You talked to Schvae ^^

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hey im looking for a horny girl with webcam Smile
Stranger: Smile
Stranger: please
You: AGAIN!?
You: What is it with you people!?
You have disconnected.

PERVERT!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hi, what's your deepest secret?
You: I am a god
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yeah, well, he's a non-believer

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 17
You: Male
You: Japan
You: You?
Stranger: 16 female USA
You: Nice ^^
You: Where abouts in US?
Stranger: calafornia
You: Nice ^^
You: You like Minnesota?
Stranger: its ok
You: My friend lives in Minnesota
You: She likes it
Stranger: m
You: Name?
Stranger: demi
Stranger: u?
You: Black
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Racist?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hello
Stranger: ㅋ안녕
Stranger: 대답왜안해?
Stranger: 말못알아 들어?
You: I don't speak Korean...
Stranger: ㅠ.ㅠ
You: I only speak English
Stranger: How do you know South Korea is the language?
You: Google Translate told me
Stranger: oh~~
You: I stuck the first stuff you said through a translator, selecting "Detect Language"
Stranger: oh~~~
Stranger: sorry!
You: It's alright ^^
You: I don't mind
You: I just don't wish to reply in Korean, since Google Translate's grammar is bad
Stranger: ????
You: If I put english into Google Translate and select Korean as the translate language, the grammar would be all weird
You: How old are you?
Stranger: Oh ~ ~ ~ ~ Actor's not wrong
Stranger: 18
You: I'm 17
You: Gender?
Stranger: oh~~
Stranger: ffffffffffff
You: Also
Stranger: girl
You: Yep
You: I know, me too
Stranger: oh ~~~
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: 서울
You: Okay
Stranger: Seoul
You: I live in Scotland
You: In the North of Scotland
You: In a place called Fochabers
Stranger: oh~~~~!
Stranger: I do not know
You: Maa, it's a small place - not many people do know it
Stranger: oh~~~
Stranger: Right to live?
You: Yep
Stranger: oH!!!!!!!
Stranger: I'm telling you understand me you understand?
You: Yep
You: I can understand lots of stuff
Stranger: Oh, you're good
You: I just have a way of being able to pull things apart and decipher what they mean quickly and efficiently
You: (Except my brother - he's still a mystery)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 male uk u ?
You: 17 Male Scotland
You: Name?
Stranger: jamie u ?
You: Suzaku
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He hates gods, I suppose.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: Hey
You: asl?
Stranger: F/m
Stranger: Male
You: Also
Stranger: You?
You: Male as well
Stranger: From?
You: Japan
You: You?
Stranger: Japs suck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Racist...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 20 m
You: 17 male
Stranger: gay?
You: Nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He was gay.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
-2 minutes later-
You: *tumbleweed*
-2 minutes later-
You: Burn in hell
You: You suck
You have disconnected.

Yes, I'm mean.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: f/m?
You: Male
Stranger: age?
You: 17
Stranger: name?
You: Suzaku
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ANOTHER god hater?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hey Very Happy
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 f australia
You: HAT TRICK~!
You: Also 17
You: Also female
You: Also Australia
Stranger: wow cool Very Happy
Stranger: someones up late xD
You: Yeah
You: I quite often am
Stranger: same
Stranger: im talking to this girl from school right now Surprised dont freak out but i think i may be crushing on her :s
You: Wow
Stranger: yeah...
You: Whereabouts in Australia then?
Stranger: sydney
You: I'm in Canberra
Stranger: cool Very Happy
You: Canbrra's awesome
You: Lotsa studying to do though D:
Stranger: same D:
Stranger: hate it
You: me too
Stranger: i study with that girl sometimes Very Happy
Stranger: kinda hard to focus though :S
You: i always study alone
You: I'm not really the kind of person to team study
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: im not a studying person at all
Stranger: haha so shes helping me
You: I tend to do stuff other than studying
You: Like watch anime
You: Draw pictures
You: and roleplay
You: They're fun ^^
Stranger: omg that girl i was mentioning loves all of that haha
You: Wow
You: I draw manga on my laptop ^^
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i dunno whether to go school tomorrow or not :s
Stranger: im kinda sick well getting sick but we had a pupil free day today and it kinda looks bad
You: If I don't, Su won't be impressed...
You: He always says that I should do my best
Stranger: well imma go sleep now bye Very Happy
You: Okay
You: Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yeah. I lie online *shock horror gasp*

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 male iowa
Stranger: u
You: 17 Male Japan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Another racist.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: Let's cut to the chase, I'm Kate, bi dark blond 19 from Sweden and I'm looking for other girls to swap some photos. And no, I'm not some crazy guy, I really have bunch of my pics and I just want to have some fun! I know it's hard to believe, but girls like me are sitting on omegle too because I met some girls before, so if you want to say some text like "you're a guy, go outside" then just forget it! And no, I don't want to chat by cam of something, just girl talk!
You: ...Wut?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Huh?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 17
You: Male
You: Japan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Racist!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how r u?
You: I'm good, you?
Stranger: I'm fine
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 m Holland
Stranger: u?
You: 14, female, Scotland
You: Name?
Stranger: Willem
Stranger: yours?
You: Jya
Stranger: Jya? =O
You: Yep
Stranger: that's a rare name I guess?
You: Yep
Stranger: haha okay
You: ^^
Stranger: how was your day Jya?
You: My day was good ^^
Stranger: good to hear =D
You: Though, I woke up at 0200
Stranger: what =O
You: and couldn't get back to sleep
Stranger: poor thing
You: Nightmares are sary...
You: *scary
Stranger: I bet they are
Stranger: Are you cute? =P
You: I dunno
You: I can't judge
Stranger: what do other people say =P
You: That I'm a nice person
Stranger: thats the most important
Stranger: =D
You: Yay~
Stranger: but what do you look like then? =P
You: Curly hair
You: tanned-ish
You: one hazel eyes, one blue eye
You: *eye
Stranger: what =P
You: Heterochromia - one eye is different colour than the ohter
Stranger: haha okay that's crazy =P
Stranger: but I think it's cute =P
You: Thanks
Stranger: hard to believe though =P Do you have pics? =P
You: I have a pic of me with straight hair
Stranger: that's okay
Stranger: what colour hair do you have?
You: brown
Stranger: okay =D
Stranger: and got a slim body?
You: Yeah
Stranger: with curves?
You: hourglass figure
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: what are you wearing? =P
You: combats, shirt, hoodie
Stranger: underwear?
You: -_-'
You: Duh
Stranger: yeah but what kinda?
You: Pervert
You have disconnected.

That showed him.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: moi
Stranger: mitäs sä puhut?
Stranger: ruotsii?suomee?
You: I speak English
Stranger: englantii?
Stranger: lol sä ymmärsit mua
Stranger: et puhu enkkuu!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I tried...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hellooo
Stranger: yoyoyo
You: asl?
Stranger: 21 male
Stranger: uuU?
You: 17 Male
You: Location?
Stranger: india
Stranger: urs?
You: Japan
Stranger: aaah nice
Stranger: tokio??
You: No
You: Kanazawa
Stranger: i have heard chinese and japanese d**ks are too small is that true?
You: XD
You: I am a bit of an oddity as far as the Japs go
You: as I am 6' 7"
Stranger: okay Smile
You: So I wouldn't know XD
Stranger: o babyy
Stranger: 6'7"
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: people usually short there rite?
You: Yep
You: 'bout 5' 8" at the most
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yeah... he's weird.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: yo. suppp ?(:
You: I'm good, you?
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 / f / nj
Stranger: hbu ?
You: NJ?
Stranger: new jersey
You: Oh, okay
You: 17
You: Female
You: Scotland
Stranger: ew bye scrag.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I TAKE THAT AS A PERSONAL INSULT, YOU RACIST B***H!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: Heu
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Whats up?
You: I'm good
You: You?
You: asl?
Stranger: Good. 16 m usa. You?
You: 17
You: Male
You: Japan
Stranger: Sweet. Whats the weather like there?
You: It was raining a whil ago but now it's better
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: We have snow here.
You: Wow...
You: We had snow, but it's all gone
Stranger: I wish ours would go away.
You: Apparently UK has bad snow too
Stranger: That sucks for them.
You: Yep
Stranger: I hate snow.
You: Me too
You: It's frozen water
You: I hate water
Stranger: I love water but hat snow.
Stranger: hate
You: Though I do like looking outside in the rain and seeing Kanazawa empty
You: It's fun
Stranger: I take it thats would be the city you live in?
You: Yep
Stranger: I see. I dont live in town. And the "City" i live in is very small.
You: Kanazawa's quite big really
You: I like the arcade
Stranger: Nice. I dont like big cities. I like my small town its nice.
You: I dun like it, I just like the arcade
Stranger: Oh i see. Would you rather live in a rural area?
You: Yep
You: Like Kuso
You: Kuso's nice
Stranger: I see. Our town isnt exactly nice. I hate it here but i do want to live in the country like i do now.
You: If I could, I'd probably live in Kuso
Stranger: I see.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pah.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hola
You: asl?
Stranger: 25, female, france
You: 17
You: Female
You: Scotland
You: I can speak some French
Stranger: I don't speak french
You: I had to learn it in school
Stranger: that is cool
You: I don't learn it any more
You: I passed with an A
You: ^^
Stranger: wow, your good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hmph.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: looking for chick with nude pics!
You: F**k off
You have disconnected.

Perv.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: yo man what up
You: asl?
Stranger: I'm black form Nigeria
Stranger: you?
You: 17
You: Asian - tanned skin
You: Male
You: Japan
Stranger: wooo
Stranger: that's cute
Stranger: have you had sex b4
You: No
Stranger: good boy
Stranger: do you like Chinese?
You: Yeah
Stranger: cool
Stranger: I heard you guys are like really against each other
You: I'm not
You: I don't really care about that kinda crap
Stranger: cool guy indeed
Stranger: what have you been up to?
You: Watching people scramble to get home in the rain, staying inside and laughing as the customers come in all soaked...
You: I'm an arcade assistant
Stranger: wow
Stranger: your English is good
You: My mother's English
Stranger: Japan is so different
You: *was
Stranger: Okay
You: She's gone now... yeah...
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: It's okay
Stranger: Yeah.. quite different
Stranger: do you go to an English learning school?
You: Nope
You: I learnt English when I learnt Jap
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: areyou gonna be a translator?
Stranger: between the two languages?
You: I could be one of those interpreter people who translates from one language to another quick as a flash
You: They earn a lot
Stranger: I know you should go for that
Stranger: unless you have other talents
You: I can make computer games
Stranger: what?
Stranger: that's awesome
You: ^^
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: boy you're so awesome
Stranger: I'll pray for your future life today
Stranger: Hey time to leave man
Stranger: ttyl
You: 'kay
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have a habit of lying online.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi can you check out my site? http://www.ihatehayley.com/index.php?id=6e4b94aa8420ca0ab1b03ce7296c250b
You: Yo
Stranger: yooyo
Stranger: thank you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The little--!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hello....18 m india.
You: 17
You: Male
You: Jap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:26 am

Jya; when you say to people that you're from Japan; They disconnect because they dun liek weaboos. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:15 am

XD

Fair dos.

They disconnect if I say I'm Scottish



Some for today:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: `Hi! I am a hot TOYBOY, 20 years old and in order from my mistress i have to seek people who want to watch me jerk off on the webcam! i am very extreem and i will do everything you want! ADD: Dominantanddirty@live.nl
You: Piss off perv
You have disconnected.

PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl?
You: No
You: Piss off
You have disconnected.

Perverts... Honestly...

----

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: Yo
You: sl?
You: *asl
Stranger: 20
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: m
You: 20 m Scot
<instant>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

@Nermal: Told ya...

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I tried getting my job back again...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: Hello there. Good afternoon.
You: Are you God?
Stranger: Indeed I am.
You: Really?
You: I WANNA WORD WITH YOU!
Stranger: Problems?
You: I'm Suzaku - You gave my job to Seriyuu.
You: Give it back to me.
Stranger: Ah, yes, Suzaku. About your job...
You: I want it back.
You: Now.
Stranger: No can do.
Stranger: You broke a rule. (<= If he isn't God or a weaboo, HTF could he know this lesser-known fact about Suzaku!?)
You: Actually, I broke three.
You: But that's besides the point.
You: My job's amazing.
You: Give it back.
Stranger: No.
You: YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.

XD I found him, but couldn't get my job back.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:48 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Can I ask you a kwestion?
Stranger: yes
You: Well,
You: A boy at school
Stranger: yes?
You: touched me in a part of my body today
You: i may
Stranger: where?
You: It was on my elbow
You: is that illegal?
You: i mean I didn't tell him he could
You: and he did it anyway
You: now I feel dirty
You: what do I do?
Stranger: your elbow? seriously?
You: Yeah. Why?
You: It's bad isn't it
Stranger: no!
You: what?
You: but i never said
Stranger: its bad if he take of your shirt and touch your boobs, but your elbow?
You: he could
You: I'm not female
You: I'm male
Stranger: oh, i see
You: I thought it was a bit gay
Stranger: but its not bad u know
You: and perverted
Stranger: yeah right
You: really?
You: it's not bad?
Stranger: go and f*ck him at the bathroom, give him a good bl*wjob, you sick gayman < 3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


..... D:
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:53 am

Wow I bet he was American.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:54 am

why? XD

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You: hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: D:
Stranger: what is up ?
Stranger: ??
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You: nDn
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:10 am

From expierince they are rude to us brits.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:11 am

1 I'm not a brit.
2. I didn't even tell him I was a brit


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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:49 am

I think that guy liked you Jazz. Wink

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: Yo
You: sl?
You: *asl
Stranger: 20
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: m
You: 20 m Scot
<instant>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

@Nermal: Told ya...

Why do they hate scots? D:


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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:51 am

@Nermal: According to them, I'm a skank.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heys im searching for a girl thats goth emo or scene who'll wrap their dark painted nails round my thick 8 inch
You: Yo
You: Piss off
You: I'm not gay
You have disconnected.

----

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: ................................................................................. .......,-~~'''''''~~--,,_

....................................................................................,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-,

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...............................................................................|::::Neutral: : :-~~---: : : -----: |

..............................................................................(_''~-': : : Surprised: : Neutral: Surprised: : : Neutral

...............................................................................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA

...................................................................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ ----- GIVE YOU UP

..............................................................................,-''\':\: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'

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...............................................................__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;\: :\: : :____/: :',__

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Stranger: wat up
You: XD
You have disconnected.

Lemme get a screen dump of that.

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:05 pm

@Jya; You're no skank.

SOME MOAR CONVOS. D:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: COCK
You: SUCKER
You: Very Happy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Hehe.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: what's up? :]
You: Not much. :L
You: you?
You: D:
Stranger: um
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

._.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi4
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 89
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 67
You: e_e
You: GO RAPE YOUR SISTER
Stranger: too late Smile
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Incest boy. >_>
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:59 pm

NB wrote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: COCK
You: SUCKER
You: Very Happy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi4
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 89
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 67
You: e_e
You: GO RAPE YOUR SISTER
Stranger: too late Smile
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I couldn't stop laughing at these XD
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:06 pm

The Insanity Factor wrote:
NB wrote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: COCK
You: SUCKER
You: Very Happy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi4
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 89
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 67
You: e_e
You: GO RAPE YOUR SISTER
Stranger: too late Smile
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I couldn't stop laughing at these XD

Haha; I'll do more in a bit then. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:32 pm

Omegle is dangerous o_0

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:32 pm

Dangerously addictive, yeah.
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:35 pm

No, not like that V_V

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:37 pm

Heh. I lie about stuff. It's fun to twist people's minds
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:40 pm

K, we're Irish or at least some of us are

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:56 pm

Irish: Me, Unclekevo, k, Hammer Bro. and Jazz. I think that's all.

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:15 pm

That's what I meant and also K is english descent

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:29 am

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Omegle is dangerous o_0
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[In this convo, the stanger barely talks]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, good sir
Stranger: sir?? i'm f
You: D: Oh noes!
You: XD
You: Sorry, good lady
You: nDn
You: waait
Stranger: asl?
You: wehn i takl too gilrs i cant tipe rihgt
You: ahhasahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1
You: i get neorvous
You: AHHfHHfHHFD!!!!
Stranger: oh my god
You: WAHJT?
Stranger: i just 13 years old
You: *WAHT
Stranger: hahaha
You: Orly?
You: Kinda perverted, eh?
You: Why'd ya come on here anyways?
You: Shouldn't you be out playing hide and seek with your friends?
Stranger: no
You: yeah you should
You: that was all the rage back when I was in my teens
Stranger: are you female or male?
You: I'm a male [inb4disconnect]
You: nDn
You: Geez...you're slow...
You: D:
Stranger: sorry mu=y english is not fluently
You: D: Oh noes!
You: That's kk
You: ^^
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: *my
You: I have a life to get back to. I don't like talking to myself anyway.
You have disconnected

____________________________________________


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You: Hello, good sir
Stranger: hey my name is joonas and i'm 16 m finland
You: good for you
You: lol joonas
You: teh joonas brothers
You: XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

___________________________________________________-

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Stranger: asl
You: 17 f aus
You: u?
Stranger: 18 m brasil
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i was in melbourne
Stranger: it was awesome
You: lol. I'm joking you dumbass
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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:04 am

@Unclekevo Yeah I know. He's half and half.
@Jazz Lol, those convos are all hilarious.

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PostSubject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D   Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:57 am

I'm also Irish but I live in England D:

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