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Jazz Somebody
Posts : 792 Credits : 56741 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2010-01-24
Character sheet Test1: 1200
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:04 am | |
| Really JellBells? D: I didn't know that | |
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The Insanity Factor Hero
Posts : 1223 Credits : 29634 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2010-01-28 Age : 28 Location : Happily looking up your nose
Character sheet Test1: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!! And I can prove it. Just click the word "character sheet" on my posts or profile.^^
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:19 am | |
| @Jazz: Lol. Those convos are good. Sidenote: I knew Jellly was Irish You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo Stranger: freak Stranger: loser Stranger: idiot You: B*****d Stranger: that the best u can do!!! bing in Stranger: r You: C**K SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: oh i'm hurt T-T You: XD You have disconnected. HONESTLY!!! *rolls eyes* ---- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo Stranger: m/f? You: f You: You? Stranger: m You: Damn Stranger: how You: I always get males who want to rape me Stranger: o Stranger: horny? You: Nope You: and if ur a horny git, I'll disconnect Your conversational partner has disconnected. I take that as a yes... | |
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Jazz Somebody
Posts : 792 Credits : 56741 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2010-01-24
Character sheet Test1: 1200
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:38 am | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Balls? Stranger: Cock You: WILLY!!! Stranger: JIM!!!\ You: U fail You have disconnected. ======================== You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: ohaithar Stranger: lol Stranger: m/f? You: I don't know Stranger: oh sexy You: YOU SICK F*CK You have disconnected. ========================= You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hai Stranger: asl? You: 18 f usa You: you? Stranger: 19 m germany Stranger: how r u? You: What was the wink for? You: You pervert You have disconnected. =========================== You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: asl? You: 19 f england You: you? Stranger: 16 m englan Stranger: d Stranger: where abouts u live? You: england, you dumbass You have disconnected. | |
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The Insanity Factor Hero
Posts : 1223 Credits : 29634 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2010-01-28 Age : 28 Location : Happily looking up your nose
Character sheet Test1: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!! And I can prove it. Just click the word "character sheet" on my posts or profile.^^
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:26 pm | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 21M Looking for a female with webcam or pics. You: Yo You: No You: Piss off You have disconnected.
The sick little--
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo Stranger: sup You: asl? Stranger: too old to care i guess Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Huh?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo Stranger: you like to do that n*gger You: I'm white, you racist b*st*rd Stranger: you are a n*gger Stranger: it has nothing to do with color Stranger: you're the racist....that word has to automatically mean a black to you You: That's because that's its literal translation (N*gger is derived from negre which is black in Spanish - therefore, it is its literal translation) You: You see? You're the one being racist Stranger: make al the exucses you want pr*ck i didn't say that I meant a black...you just made the assumtion Stranger: nazi b*st*rd You: Pah You: May you die within seven days You: Farewell You have disconnected.
The idiotic tw*t. | |
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o/ \o \o/ Hitman
Posts : 346 Credits : 26895 Reputation : 13 Join date : 2010-02-06
Character sheet Test1: idklol
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:19 pm | |
| Only one for today. D: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hihi ! You: OHAI You: D: Stranger: wel well well Stranger: we meet again, You: Who the banana are you? You: :G Stranger: oh oh oh wudnt u like to kno, Stranger: yasee Stranger: i know who u are,, You: Tell me then... :L Stranger: why wud i tell u who yourself is? dont u kno? Stranger: have u sufferd amnesia have u You: I have, yes... You: ._. You: So tell me, Who am i? You: e_e Stranger: u go by the name chali You: :G Stranger: u live in barbados You: HOW DO YOU KNOW? You: D: Stranger: i have awesome skills chali calm down You: BUT... I WAS HIDING FROM YOU ;-; Stranger: yesh,, well next time maybe u shud cover your tracks better Stranger: i mean cmon,, facebook,, You: D: You: IM SORRY FOR RAPING YOU Stranger: yakno,,, chali,,, i will never forgive u for that You: BUT... Stranger: altho , Stranger: it was , Stranger: so good Stranger: so so good Stranger: =D You: IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THAT TIME You: D: You: OHYAY You: \o/ Stranger: yesh yesh,, maybe for u You: SHALL WE DO IT AGAIN? Stranger: but u hurt my feelings You: D: Stranger: deeply Stranger: maybe,, in the future,, its to soon, the pain,, its still there You: D: You: I DIDNT MEAN TO THRUST THAT HARD You: ;-; Stranger: can i come to barbados with u? maybe we can talk things out Stranger: hahaha You: TALK ABOUT WHAT? You: :G Stranger: talk about LIFE chali! LIFE!!! WONT U PLEAASSEEE LET ME LIVE!! Stranger: CAN I LIVE!? You: YES YOU CAN LIVE, SEXY. Stranger: who is sexy? Stranger: are u having a affair?! Stranger: dont tell me u have moved on! Stranger: oh my gawwd You: NO I HAVENT. You: :G Stranger: how cud u do this to me Stranger: oh ! You: I STILL LOVE YOU Stranger: phew,,, Stranger: u had me worried chali You: I think about you every day. You: Stranger: =D Stranger: (we could make a awesome movie) You: D: You: I have no monies You: ;-; Stranger: m yesh monies, Stranger: il think of a scheme You: I spent it on Porn. ;( Stranger: im the scheme king! You: YAY You: D: Stranger: porn! perfect! You: LETS DO A PORNO? Stranger: we will get into porn You: D: Stranger: its gonna be dirty,,, dirty ,,,,,,, dirty business but somones gotta do it Stranger: ok,, actually im gonna steer away from the whole porno thing cuz, i think ur a dude and it will get weird You: IM FEMALE You: :G Stranger: oh Stranger: well Stranger: i jus killed it anyway mowahahaha You: ;-; Stranger: anyway chali, make sure u come n see the family somtime alright? Stranger: dont be a stranger You: OK. You: ._. Stranger: peace! n stay safe You: I will You: You: D: Stranger: no You: I shall always remember our night of Passion. ;-; Stranger: Stranger: no reverse smiley Stranger: pffft iv had better! mowahahahahahaha! Stranger: peace Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Jazz Somebody
Posts : 792 Credits : 56741 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2010-01-24
Character sheet Test1: 1200
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:22 pm | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey asl You: 18 f usa You: you? Stranger: 16 male ireland You: Orly? Stranger: :L yes why You: What part? Stranger: louth dundalk east You: oh You: I've been there Stranger: that bad ? Stranger: really ? :O You: Yeah Stranger: wow :L You: I was born in Dublin Stranger: dublin :L You: but I live in USA Stranger: i get lost there .. You: NAO You: lol Stranger: too much people You: u fail You: ;D You: yeah i suppose Stranger: noo :L You: I haven't met Stranger: i talk to hobos on the street and they give me directions You: any1 here from Ireland You: Good for you Stranger: :L haha You: harr harr Stranger: rawr rawr You: Is your name Kevin? Stranger: noo Stranger: :L You: fail Stranger: why ? You: Well, I feel like I know you alot now Stranger: hmm how ? You: You: You told me stuff Stranger: so ? :L You: So I have a confession to make Stranger: what ? You: My real asl is.... 25 M Turkey You: plz forgive me Stranger: i care because ? You: I love you Stranger: :L You: Harr harr Stranger: am raeally 62 You: MIND=BLOWN Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Cormster Sage
Posts : 1914 Credits : 33809 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-01-30 Age : 27 Location : Northern Ireland
Character sheet Test1: 1200
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:36 pm | |
| I just talked to 3 teenage boys looking for horny nude webcam females in a row. | |
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Jazz Somebody
Posts : 792 Credits : 56741 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2010-01-24
Character sheet Test1: 1200
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:38 pm | |
| MHAW HAW HAW!!! >:] ================================ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: m/f You: hi You: f. u? Stranger: m how old You: 17 You: u? Stranger: 17 Stranger: u horny You: Wanna see my pussy? Stranger: how You: heres a pic You: http://motherjones.com/files/legacy/mojoblog/funny-cats-a10.jpg You: like it? Stranger: i havn't got it yet You: copy & paste the link above into your search engine You: ie. google, yahoo Stranger: k Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: Hermione!? Stranger: its Ron, is Harry with you? You: No Stranger: Damn. You: I raped and killed him Stranger: Did he at least enjoy it? You: no Stranger: There was a lot of sexual tension between you two Stranger: Too bad you don't rape gingers. Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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The Insanity Factor Hero
Posts : 1223 Credits : 29634 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2010-01-28 Age : 28 Location : Happily looking up your nose
Character sheet Test1: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!! And I can prove it. Just click the word "character sheet" on my posts or profile.^^
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:38 pm | |
| @Jazz: Kewt kitteh.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo Stranger: Yoyototo You: asl/ You: *? Stranger: How would American sign language help us here?! You: Age You: Gender You: Location Stranger: I know om Stranger: Just kidding Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What an idiot.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ha Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhey Stranger: m/F You: f You: You? Stranger: male Stranger: from? You: Scot You: r u rapist? Stranger: no You: Good You: Males on Omegle always want to rape me Stranger: ye Stranger: s Stranger: y Stranger: e Stranger: sy You: WTF? <five minutes> You: *tumbleweed* <instant> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Really now?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Cha Stranger: hi Stranger: name plz You: Hello, kind stranger You: Yuu You: You? Stranger: addy Stranger: m/f? You: m Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Prat -_-'
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hai Stranger: AY Stranger: fagot Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You have to wonder...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo Stranger: heyy Stranger: i'm sad can i talk to you? You: Yeah, sure ^^ Stranger: thanks Stranger: well, the thing is Stranger: i lost my nob Stranger: OH NO WAIT Stranger: i just found it bollock deep in your mum's arse. Stranger: how are you anyway? Stranger: BYE Stranger: WRYYYYYYYY Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Weirdo
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo Stranger: from? You: scot <instant> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
See? There we are again. | |
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Jazz Somebody
Posts : 792 Credits : 56741 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2010-01-24
Character sheet Test1: 1200
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:13 pm | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: ih You: *ih Stranger: ? You: *ih You: *hi Stranger: ? Stranger: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Stranger: asl You: :/ You: stfu You: it's not funny Stranger: ok Stranger: asl You: You really are a man of few words. You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: u fail Stranger: i do Stranger: it's true You: inorite Stranger: yeah Stranger: *hangs head in shame* You: Is this yubel? Stranger: sure, why not? You: oh noes!!1! Stranger: :O You: Not Yubel You: I can't believe you want to be him You: u sicko Stranger: me neither You have disconnected. | |
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KrikenKing Randomer
Posts : 255 Credits : 26318 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-04-03
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:05 am | |
| What a waste of space:
5701 users online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hey You: Do you like trains? You: They are nice You: and long Stranger: well...those are ok You: OK? JUST OK??? You: Get out. Stranger: What is so amazing in trains? You: They are nice and long and have a good push. You: What isn't so amazing about trains? Stranger: They are slow You: I see, so you like aeroplanes then? You: The flying deathtrap? You: Trains aren't slow. Stranger: I have been in a aeroplane only once but I don't like those either You: I've been a few times. They make me a bit paranoid. You: Then you must hate boats. You: Remember, don't play on your phone on a plane. It'll crash. You: Don't bring snakes either. Stranger: Actually I don't hate boats You: Boats are extremely slow, though. You: Unless it's a speed boat. Stranger: Yes, they are slow but somehow I like them You: I see. A bit of a boat fetish then? Stranger: Well, you can say so You: Oh. You: I get seasick. Stranger: Oh, that's not good You: I know. I would call it bad, even. You: Do you have a DS, btw? Stranger: DS? You: A Nintendo Dual Screen. Stranger: Oh, I don't have that You: Damn you. You: What do you have? Console-wise. Stranger: Haha, I don't have any consoles You: Hrmm... What are your hobbies? Stranger: I could say reading You: I could also say that. Go on omegle much? This is my first time in a while. Stranger: Not very much. Stranger: Just found this place last week You: I see. Are you an avid internet user? Stranger: hmm..maybe. I do my school things in internet You: Same. You: Hrmm... Are you British? Stranger: I'm not Stranger: are you? You: Yes. You: Are you... You: American? You: Austrailian? Stranger: No, no You: Where? Stranger: Finland You: I see. You: Well, I have to go. Good talking to you, bye. Disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: Hello. You: Commence conversation. Stranger: asl>? You: What? Stranger: you don't know? You: Nope. Stranger: age sex location Disconnected. | |
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The Polygon Mage Settler
Posts : 83 Credits : 25813 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2010-03-30 Age : 29 Location : Doncaster
Character sheet Test1: What is this..? I don't even...
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:19 am | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hi Stranger: guy or girl You: Girl You: you? Stranger: guy Stranger: how old You: 17 You: You? Stranger: im 15 You: cool You: So you aren't one of those pervish pervs who comes on here to try and be pervishly pervful like all pervs do? Stranger: no You: I am >:] Stranger: k then i am Stranger: i was jokin Stranger: r u horny You: Yes. Stranger: how big r ur t*ts You: BTW, I'm a guy, you still up for it? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Cormster Sage
Posts : 1914 Credits : 33809 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-01-30 Age : 27 Location : Northern Ireland
Character sheet Test1: 1200
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:20 am | |
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Tweep Cat Single-cell
Posts : 12 Credits : 25581 Reputation : -2 Join date : 2010-04-01
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:29 am | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hello You: i am jesus Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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KrikenKing Randomer
Posts : 255 Credits : 26318 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-04-03
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:49 am | |
| I was actually talking to a pretty cool guy before. Shame I'll probably never speak to him again, even if I do recognise him somehow. | |
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The Polygon Mage Settler
Posts : 83 Credits : 25813 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2010-03-30 Age : 29 Location : Doncaster
Character sheet Test1: What is this..? I don't even...
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:25 pm | |
| This was a fun one-
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: hello Stranger: asl? You: 15 male uk Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Jazz Somebody
Posts : 792 Credits : 56741 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2010-01-24
Character sheet Test1: 1200
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:47 am | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 2 girls here Stranger: Wendy 17 f Stranger: and Mia 19 f You: One cup in my mates house Stranger: we have a website with webcam and chatbox Stranger: [link removed] Stranger: go to that link and click chat You: Nah, i'm not a horny b**tard You: and you are not a girl You: I'm not a f**king idiot. Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Hammer Bro. Admin
Posts : 442 Credits : 53695 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2010-01-24 Age : 28 Location : Dublin, Ireland
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Jazz Somebody
Posts : 792 Credits : 56741 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2010-01-24
Character sheet Test1: 1200
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:40 am | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey =) Stranger: 16/F/Germany you? Stranger: Cute! You: f 17 Stranger: wanna see my dirty slideshow? Stranger: see me naked here http[REMOVED D:] You: no Stranger: please dont share it, i dont want my friend know about that, ok? You: D: You: k, bot You have disconnected. ---------------------------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yo! Stranger: 17/f/NL u? Stranger: woah Stranger: i made slideshow last week Stranger: see me naked here http[removed for obvious reasons =D] You: LOL what nl, bot? Stranger: Enjoy! You: nah, i'm gay You have disconnected. | |
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KrikenKing Randomer
Posts : 255 Credits : 26318 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-04-03
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:52 pm | |
| Stranger: hey You: I'm gay. Stranger: faggoty You: Well, this is awkward. You: Well done. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: I'm gay. Stranger: damn You: Homophobe? Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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k Supreme Assassin
Posts : 534 Credits : 27422 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-02-01 Age : 26
Character sheet Test1: 1200
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:03 pm | |
| - Jazz wrote:
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey =) Stranger: 16/F/Germany you? Stranger: Cute! You: f 17 Stranger: wanna see my dirty slideshow? Stranger: see me naked here http[REMOVED D:] You: no Stranger: please dont share it, i dont want my friend know about that, ok? You: D: You: k, bot You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yo! Stranger: 17/f/NL u? Stranger: woah Stranger: i made slideshow last week Stranger: see me naked here http[removed for obvious reasons =D] You: LOL what nl, bot? Stranger: Enjoy! You: nah, i'm gay You have disconnected. Lol Have many horny girls do youu meet on omegle anyway? | |
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Jazz Somebody
Posts : 792 Credits : 56741 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2010-01-24
Character sheet Test1: 1200
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:32 am | |
| Dunno. Those are bots though. Notice that they said "woah" and "cute" before I got a chance to say my asl.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: hi You: wanna play a game? Stranger: Ok You: Okay!! You: FIRST ONE WHO DISCONNECTS IS THE LOSER!! Okay? Stranger: Ok You have disconnected. | |
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Jazz Somebody
Posts : 792 Credits : 56741 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2010-01-24
Character sheet Test1: 1200
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:35 pm | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Oh god You: Is your name "Hello" too? Stranger: do u like old hairy bals You: yes Stranger: phew You: Coconuts are my favourite You: PWN'D!!!! You have disconnected. | |
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o/ \o \o/ Hitman
Posts : 346 Credits : 26895 Reputation : 13 Join date : 2010-02-06
Character sheet Test1: idklol
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:04 am | |
| Naughty boy; Double posting... Tut tut. | |
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Jazz Somebody
Posts : 792 Credits : 56741 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2010-01-24
Character sheet Test1: 1200
| Subject: Re: The Omegle Thread! :D Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:43 pm | |
| Posted at 2 different times. Seeeeeeeee? | |
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