Why Would I? ... Round 9 (k Leads!) *DR$*

-This game now uses DR$ using the format 1st: DR$50 and 2nd: DR$20-

*Thanks to Hammer Bro. for letting me do this.*

Why Would I...

In this game I will ask a question starting with "why would I." The aim of the game is for you to give me as funny a reason you can think of for why I would do that. I will judge them and the person who writes the answer that I think is the funniest gets 2 points on the leaderboard and second place gets 1 point.

You are only allowed a single answer per round. So no multiple answer posts.
You can join in at any time simply by posting an answer.

Leaderboard:

k: 7 Pts.
Hammer Bro.: 6 Pts.
Jazz: 3 Pts.
Unclekevo: 2 Pts.
_Reece_: 2 Pts.
AwesomeGoomba: 2 Pts.
The Insanity Factor: 1 Pt.

Round 1:

Why Would I attack someone who I'd never seen/ heard of before?

Because they had Adam like hair! "Kill the demon!!!!"

Because they were coming at you with a spade? - Outnumbered fans only

Because they could be a terrorist. Or a witch. Or an evil genius. That is all.

(Sidenote: Not many of you will know what that's from, but it's probably still funny if you don't know the game)

Ok 1st Results Time! This was pretty good for a first go.

So in 2nd Place and bagging a point on our leaderboard it's:

The Insanity Factor wrote:

Because they could be a terrorist. Or a witch. Or an evil genius. That is all.

(Sidenote: Not many of you will know what that's from, but it's probably still funny if you don't know the game)

TIF! No i don't know the game but it's still funny.

And rightly so, our first winner is:

k wrote:

Because they had Adam like hair! "Kill the demon!!!!" Twisted Evil

K! Too true, too true. Anyone who has that hair and likes it deserves to be punished.

Ok Round 2: Why Would I kill my own brother?

Because to kill, you gotta kill. Ain't it cool?

(Sidenote: I looked and this doesn't appear to have a two-post rule, so...)

No but there is a one post per round rule.

Because he logged onto your MSN profile and called me an idiot

Ok this was a pretty good round. But now it's time for the results:

In 2nd Place:

unclekevo wrote:

Because he logged onto your MSN profile and called me an idiot

Hmm.. How come that sounds sort of familiar? Very good.

And the winner is..

Hammer Bro. wrote:

Because you thought hugging him was too babyish

Exactly. Now I'm a teenager, killing is more cool.

Round 3: Why Would I throw myself in front of a car?

Because you were trying out for the "Replace Richard Hammond!" interviews and this was nessisary. Especially seeing as the car was a porchoe.

Because it's the opposite of the game Chicken. Wait until the car comes, jump in front of it at the last second...

Before I do the results what's the game chicken?

Yep sure is. Suicidal i say.

Because you were beign filmed fro a documentary and wanted to create car-crash TV

Ok Time for de Results.

Our Runner up is:

unclekevo wrote:

Because you were beign filmed fro a documentary and wanted to create car-crash TV

Unclekevo. Ah, a pun on words. Very good.

And our winner is:

Hammer Bro. wrote:

Because the car wasn't moving and you decided you wanted to try and scare the little child, sitting alone in the back of it.

The Hammer Bro. Lol i would have never thought of this one.

Why Would I eat my least favourite food?

Simple. It was either that or go with adam with every one looking. How would you live ever again?

Ok?

Because you were forced into a rack by an evil genius and forced to eat it until you died...

Oh wait, that was just a dream.

I need at least one more entry before I can do the results.