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unclekevo Supreme Assassin
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| Subject: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:41 am | |
| Ok after the success of Mock The Week it's time to play it for real. I will post either a scene such as ''Unnerving things for a priest to say'' or an answer like ''Fire eater, what is the question?'' The wittiest answer wins a point for the leaderboard. Also I don't think highly of dirty language even if it's starred such as w*** or anything else . It's acceptable but not that funny Leaderboard Cormster - 3 Hammer Bro - 1 Reece - 1 Awesome Goomba - 1 TIF - 1
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unclekevo Supreme Assassin
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:45 am | |
| Ok time to go
Things a kid's TV presenter wouldn't say | |
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_Reece_ Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:56 am | |
| "So now we move onto Egyptian Mummification. Here's one I prepared for us earlier." | |
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Cormster Sage
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:37 pm | |
| *Atracttive presenter walks in*
Male Presenter: *whistles* ding dong. hubba hubba.
Crew Member: Erm, Tom; we're on air.
MP: Wh-what? Really? You're pulling my leg you are.
CM: No, we're really on air.
MP: Ok, I'll be right back.
*Car screeches, then drives off*
Attractive Presenter: Er, whoops!? | |
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The Insanity Factor Hero
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:08 am | |
| "Right kids, it's time to meet the stars... what are you doing Andy Pandy!?
*Andy Pandy is snogging Looby Loo*" | |
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unclekevo Supreme Assassin
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:33 am | |
| - _Reece_ wrote:
- "So now we move onto Egyptian Mummification. Here's one I prepared for us earlier."
LOL Reece gets the first point. The answer is: Green AppleWhat is the question? | |
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k Supreme Assassin
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:59 pm | |
| Ok What Colour does a red apple turn after some one pisses on it? | |
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Cormster Sage
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:10 pm | |
| What kind of fruit attracts all kinds of animals including cats? | |
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_Reece_ Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:23 pm | |
| What's for breakfast mum?
My mum always tries to make me eat fruit for EVERY meal ¬¬ | |
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The Insanity Factor Hero
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:31 am | |
| What fell far from the tree too early? | |
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Cormster Sage
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:39 am | |
| What is the 1-Up in the NHS approved version of Super Mario Bros? | |
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unclekevo Supreme Assassin
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:46 am | |
| - Cormster wrote:
- What is the 1-Up in the NHS approved version of Super Mario Bros?
LMAO that was good. Ok Things you wouldn't hear a doctor say | |
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k Supreme Assassin
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:29 pm | |
| Im sorry. but Timmy.... Hes...... Up your bum. | |
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Hammer Bro. Admin
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:25 pm | |
| Yes you're going to die. Have a nice funeral. | |
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RawrMeister Randomer
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:42 pm | |
| "You have only 5 minutes to get the antidote for the lethal poison...I'll give it you if you complete the world's hardest game for me.."
"You have 10 minutes to live.... soo.... is your wife available after you die" | |
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unclekevo Supreme Assassin
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:42 am | |
| You can post more than once, you do know? | |
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_Reece_ Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:44 am | |
| "Let me just feel around here.... Mmmm..... Yes..... OK, I'll just go get the doctor now then." | |
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Jazz Somebody
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:08 am | |
| "I'm sorry sir. We had to cut off your testicles to use in the next series of I'm a Celebrity Get Me out of Here! I heard that Jedward will be doing the food trial. Bye now!" | |
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Cormster Sage
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:42 am | |
| "John, were sorry we had to tell you this but, yes it is strange not to have a penis." *Awkward silence* "Wait John, where are you going?" | |
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The Insanity Factor Hero
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:05 am | |
| I'm sorry sir, but all the signs are showing that you are indeed transgender. | |
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unclekevo Supreme Assassin
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:21 pm | |
| - Hammer Bro. wrote:
- Yes you're going to die. Have a nice funeral.
LOL well done Hammer Bro The answer is: Unemployed What is the question? | |
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Cormster Sage
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:04 pm | |
| What, esentially was Frankie Boyle after he quit Mock the Week? | |
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The Insanity Factor Hero
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:32 am | |
| What is the least worst thing that could happen to Tiger Woods after this recent escapade? | |
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unclekevo Supreme Assassin
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:12 am | |
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RawrMeister Randomer
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| Subject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:13 am | |
| what you'll be if you end up raping your mother infront of your boss..? | |
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