District Random Apprentice DR$ Rawr Meister hired!!!!!!!! :D

LOL ok umm
What did Sir Alan say to the match?
You're Fire

I dont get it.

That's because you're what we call a humour vaccum

a what?

a humour hoover. Sucks up humour/funniness

Agreed. o/

Do I plug into a socket and suck up things? No.

*sextuple facepalm*

k wrote:

Do I plug into a socket and suck up things? No.

Even I didn't take that one literally. And I'm HFA.

You don't plug into a socket but humour does go right over your head.

Quite often too.

But that joke was actually quite funny, imo. But I am used to lame jokes from my brother, so...

It was good because kevin made it up himself.

i has joke based on real life
i walk up to this girl
then i take her to my house when my parents aren't home
i make love to her and then dump her body in a tip
Geddit? i dumped her? ohohohoho

_Reece_ wrote:

ACTUALLY.....

It was me that put the body in the skip but same result....

i'm talking about someone else... and YOU DIDN'T KILL HER GOD DAMMIT

>_<

I don't like Wilf's joke.

The Insanity Factor wrote:

>_<

I don't like Wilf's joke.

It's disturbing.

Cormster wrote:

The Insanity Factor wrote:

>_<

I don't like Wilf's joke.

It's disturbing.

Not JUST DISTURBING IT'S RAPING...wait ...
erm... IT'S A SMILY WITH AN AFRO LOOK

are you on something as well?

i'm on happy drugs n_n

No drugs to be used in The DR Apprentice

Sorry sir Kevin

If Wilf's on drugs, I can bet ya it's rohypnol XD

Either that or he uses it on his victims >_<

(Rohypnol = the rape drug)

Anyway, can we start with just as many members as we have?

That's not the rule Jya.

As Cormster said we need more people. Can you all advertise to any friends?

err all the friends i have either are already on here or aren't interested in this kind of thing.
and TIF, i use a combination of rohypnol and brute force for my rapings :3