The Omegle Thread! :D

But... You could have edited them all Into 1 post. D:

But what if you had seen the first post at 7pm and then I just edited it in at 9pm. You wouldn't have seen it then.
I'm not condoning double posting or anything,


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: D:
Stranger: hi
You: ohaithar
Stranger: do you speak spanish?
You: yeah
Stranger: hola
You: Grassius
You: senorita
You:
Stranger: de donde eres?
You: D:
You: Tá mé go maith!!
You: Et tu?
Stranger: where
Stranger: you live?
You: spain
You: u?
Stranger: spain
You: kewl
Stranger: algeciras
Stranger: cadiz
Stranger: and you?
You: Ní thigum
Stranger: bye
Stranger: im bored
You: bye
Stranger: you*
Stranger: bored
You: wait!!!
You: I love you!!1
Stranger: :S
Stranger: noo
You: don't go
You: I need you
Stranger: jajajaj
Stranger: yeah
You: Every time i see you,
Stranger: banana me
You: I feel you
Stranger: oh
Stranger: banana
Stranger: haha
You: D:
Stranger: how old are you?
You: I love ou so much
You: 12
You: u?
Stranger: 15
You: kewl
Stranger: haha
Stranger: msn?
You: Maybe we can mate
You: yeah
You: you'readouchebag@hotmail.com
Stranger: estas conectada?
You: yeah
You: same
Stranger: ok
You: kewl
Stranger: no entiendo
You: nice fun
You: r u a girl?
Stranger: no
Stranger: boy
You: nintendo?
Stranger: nooo
You: I live enintendo!!
You: *like
Stranger: hahaha noo
Stranger: msn?
You: :S
You: YES
Stranger: :S
You: I HAVE FRIGGIN MSN
Stranger: log in to msn
You: k
You: wow
Connection imploded.

Lol

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny female?
You: willies!!
Stranger: wat
You: I LIEK WILLIES!!!!
Stranger: wat is willies
Stranger: ????????????????????????????????????//\
You: Penis
Stranger: fine just suck it
You: k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello
You: how are you
Stranger: Good, you?
You: Not very
You: D:
Stranger: Also, I'm 62 years old, Male and from the United States.
You: Kewl.
You: I'm 12 india m
Stranger: That's new, usually people disconnect.
You: Maybe we can f*ck sometime
You:
You: Yeah
You: well
Stranger: You need to seek help child.
You: its pretty obvious
You: ur not 62
Stranger: And you're not 12.
You: If dere was a 62yr old
You: on here
You: they would say they were 20
You: or something
You: I'm not 12??
You: Well done Sherlock
You: ¬_______________¬
You: *claps slowly*
Stranger: I'd prefer Moriarty.
You: ;-)
You: is that a willy?
Stranger: "The Napoleon of Crime"
You: rite
Stranger: Wikipedia is your friend.
You: nah
You: i cba
You:
Stranger: Here's a phrase for you to tell your friends at school.
You: k
Stranger: Kool zigaan - Arabic for Eat friend
You: But i'm 21
Stranger: So am I, I just say I'm 62 to see the D'c
You: Why'd ya want
You: ppl to disconnect?
You: :S
Stranger: For lulz of course
Stranger: I'm not from the US either
You: not very fun tho
You:
Stranger: It's a project of mine
You: Where you from?
Stranger: India
You: Fun project
You: T_______________________T
Stranger: :3
You: =3
Stranger: I'm Keralite, but I stay in Tamil Nadu
You: ritttteeeee
Stranger: No sane person will stay in that fucked up state
You: yeah
You: i know
You: lool
Stranger: You saw that stuff about the IPL?
You: Anyway, no offense, but you're really boring and i don't know, nor do i give a sh*t what you're on about now
You: =D
You: bye
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fag
You: hi
You: yeah
You: i am a fag
You: somthing wrong with that?
You: eh?
You: Yeah
You: Piss the banana off
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Willy?
Stranger: wanna trade pics?
You: yeah
Stranger: send me one first
You: Wanna see my pair of tits?
You: or
You: my pussy?
Stranger: both
You: Will send you a pic of tits first
You:
Stranger: of my boobs?
Stranger: you will just disconnect...
You: look
You: http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2553987/2/istockphoto_2553987-great-tits.jpg
You: copy & paste
You:
You: nice?
Stranger: thats fake
You: Very big, aren't they
You: Here's my pussy
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/2a4x1zk/5
Stranger: thats me
You: http://felixgilman.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/kitten.jpg
You: Big, isn't it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: Are we friends yet?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: mm,idk
You: D:
You: we are
Stranger: okay
You: yay
You: lets be friends
Stranger: yep
You: kewl
You: Are you a boy are girl?
Stranger: im girl,u
You: Oh. I'm a boy
You: My mommy said i'm not allowed make friends with girls.
Stranger: okay,up to u
You: No
You: It's up to my mommy
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm sorry
You: I want to be friends
Stranger: no probs
You: Maybe we can have a forbidden friendship
Stranger: yes,we can
You: yay
You: What age are you mrs?
Stranger: not mrs
Stranger: im still 15
You: What age are you miss?
You: oh
Stranger: hbu
You: My mommy says I'm not allowed make friends with people over 11.
Stranger: okay
You: Can we still be friends?
Stranger: its up to ur mommy
You: I won't tell her
Stranger: of course
You: yay.
You: Where are you from Miss?
Stranger: indonesia,u
You: Oh. My mommy says I'm not allowed my friends with people outside my village.
You: sorry
Stranger: its okay
You: I'm sorry
You: are you a man?
Stranger: im a girl
You: Oh sorry I forgot
You:
Stranger: no probs
You: My mommy said i'm not allowed make friends with girls.
You: Only men.
You: I'm sorry
You: Can I see your picture?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: but pls send ur pict too
Stranger: okay?
You: Okay.
Stranger: https://2img.net/h/oi41.tinypic.com/jkvvvq.jpg
Stranger: this is
You: hold on.
Stranger: yeah
You: it won't load
Stranger: why
You: oh
You: I can see you
You: I like you
Stranger: me too
You: You like you?
Stranger: no,i like u too
You: No
You: I like your picture
Stranger: oh,okay
You:
Stranger: lol
You: what?
You:
Stranger: nothing
You: My mommy said this would happen
Stranger: okay
You: I am big now
Stranger: ya
You: Right now i got big
Stranger: sounds good
You: It feels good too.
Stranger: yeah
You: I like you
You: Can i print off your picture?
Stranger: no,pls
You: why not? i like you
You: It made me happy
Stranger: hm,okay,up to u
You: Yay
You: can i keep it in my bedroom?
Stranger: whatever
You: And look at it at night?
Stranger: anything u want
You: Can i go big aswell? Please?
Stranger: of course
You: Thanks
You: I like being big
You: It makes me tingle
You:
Stranger: hows ur age?
You: I am 12
Stranger: no wonder
You: what?
You:
You: I really like your picture
Stranger: u talk like a children
You: I am 12 though
You: my mommy says i am a grown up
Stranger: thats right
You: bacause i go big when i touch mommy
Stranger: um,sorry,i must sleep now
You: please
You: I love you
Stranger: here is 2.00am
You: I really love you
You: so much
Stranger: sorry
You: please don't go
You: I want you
Stranger: okay,i luv u too
You: yay
You: thank you
You: only my mommy says that
You: and now you are my girlfriend?
Stranger: hm,ya
You: yay
You: I love you too
Stranger: me too
You: wait
Stranger: where r u from
You: are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: im girl
You: oh
You: My mommy said i'm not allowed make friends with girls.
Stranger: sorry honey,i feell so sleepy,bye
You: no
You: I want you
You: I like you
Stranger: me too,bye honey
Stranger: muach!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Recently, a pile of ppl at school have been asking me if i use Omegle. Don't know how they know :/ (stalkers)

Cormster wrote:

Recently, a pile of ppl at school have been asking me if i use Omegle. Don't know how they know :/ (stalkers)

They prob heard us talking about it and they want to find you and get prony pics of u.

k wrote:

Cormster wrote:

Recently, a pile of ppl at school have been asking me if i use Omegle. Don't know how they know :/ (stalkers)

They prob heard us talking about it and they want to find you and get prony pics of u.

Hey, I was just gonna accuse you of ratting on Cormac..

Jazz wrote:

k wrote:

Cormster wrote:

Recently, a pile of ppl at school have been asking me if i use Omegle. Don't know how they know :/ (stalkers)

They prob heard us talking about it and they want to find you and get prony pics of u.

Hey, I was just gonna accuse you of ratting on Cormac..

Darn it xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: D:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: h*rny?
You: er....
You: i forget
Stranger: forget what, ur d*ck?
You: yeah
Stranger: good for you
You: and u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you indian girl???
You: yeahlol
Stranger: you must be jocking
You: Yeah. I jock ppl all the time
Stranger: hammm
Stranger: lodo chusi ne???
You: Ching chan curry to you too.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are u girl? or boy
You: A girl.
You: I'm Indian
Stranger: so you kno hindi???
You: Yeah Hindu vindaloo and you?
Stranger: i ment do you know speak hindi???
You: Yeah
You: "Curry Korma Ghandi?"
Stranger: i dont think its hindi .... ok leave it,,,btao kha ki rehne vali ho?
You: kk
You: Handi Ghandi Saheid
You: ??
You:
Stranger: what yar tell me where you from i mean which state?
You: Oh
You: The big one.
You: And you?
Stranger: what??? you really fm india ...now its clear that you r not ...tell me truth
You: i am
You: Korma!!
You: Tika Mesala!!
Stranger: ok ..your name? mine is archan
You: Mine
You: is
You: Curry
Stranger: hammm nice name ok g2go bye
You: kbai
Stranger: what you mean i dindt get
You: It means "okay, bye. F**k off"
You:
Stranger: hammm thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how
Stranger: h*rny?
You: er....
You: i forget
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeeeeeeeeyyy
You: A WILD MAGIKARP APPEARED
Stranger: magikarp ? what happened after ...
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH ATTACK
Stranger: hehehe
You: AFTER WHAT?
Stranger: i like your thinking..
You: ^_^
Stranger: i humped a unicorn lastnight
You: Really?
Stranger: it couldve been you..
You: I shagged a donkey last night
You: could've been your mom
You have disconnected.

PWN'd

_Reece_ wrote:

Jazz wrote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeeeeeeeeyyy
You: A WILD MAGIKARP APPEARED
Stranger: magikarp ? what happened after ...
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH ATTACK
Stranger: hehehe
You: AFTER WHAT?
Stranger: i like your thinking..
You: ^_^
Stranger: i humped a unicorn lastnight
You: Really?
Stranger: it couldve been you..
You: I shagged a donkey last night
You: could've been your mom
You have disconnected.

PWN'd

Why disconnect? D:

Because then he would've PWN'd me. D;

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiii
You: A WILD MAGIKARP APPEARED!
Stranger: what your mean???
You: THE WILD MAGIKARP USED SPLASH!!
You: BUT IT FAILED!
Stranger: why it failed???
You: YOU SENT OUT DRAGONITE!
Stranger: where do you come from ?
You: JAPAN!
You: WHERE ALL POKÉMON COME FROM!
Stranger: hahahahaha, so funny
You: MAGIKARP LATCHED ON TO DRAGONITE!
Stranger: are you male???
You: MAGIKARP GAVE DRAGONITE A HICKEY!
You: I AM A MAGIKARP!
Stranger: go to hell pokemon
You: MAGIKARP DOESN'T BELIEVE IN HELL!
Stranger: you are same with a f**k jews
You: MAGIKARP IS HINDU!
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH!
You: BUT IT FAILED!
Stranger: what's your opinion with gaza??
You: DRAGONITE USED THUNDERWAVE!
You: MAGIKARP DODGED AS IT IS THE ULTIMATE POKÉMON
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH!
You: BUT IT FAILED!
Stranger: jerk, f*cking hell with your pets
You: I AM A MAGIKARP!
You: NOT A PET!
Stranger: like a that pets?? pikachu??heh??
Stranger: something really fun
Stranger: totally disgrace
You: MAGIKARP PWNS ALL POKÉMON
You: ESPECIALLY PIKACHU!
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH!
You: BUT IT FAILED!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A WILD MAGIKARP APPEARED!
Stranger: Hey I'm a guy, and no, I'm not trying to get laid
Stranger: :O
You: YOU CAN'T REALLY
You: YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET -_-
Stranger: So? xD
You: SO YOU CAN'T GET LAID!
You: BUT MAGIKARP CAN STILL ATTACK YOU!!
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH ATTACK!!
Stranger: It's inaffective because Magikarp sucks ass
You: NO THAT'S CHIMCHARS MOVE!
You: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH!!!
You: BUT IT FAILED!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

B'aw..I liked this thread. :'(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m/20 here, looking for female with skype or yahoo messanger
You: banana here looking for a fruit bowl to live in
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi.
You: hi.
Stranger: I'm a cougar.
You: Are you Courtney Cox?
Stranger: Yes.
You: oh cool I'm Lisa Kudrow
Stranger: Sweet. We're best friends, right?
You: WERE
You: In the 90's
You: our friendship was so 2004
Stranger: Haha that's sad.
You: I've moved on
Stranger: Well I'm glad you think you're better than me..
You: lol
You: So where's David at?
Stranger: Grocery store.
You: or.........................
You: sleasy motel?
Stranger: Nope. I know where he is..
Stranger: What a coincidence! He just got home with the groceries!
You: Has he got lipstick on his collar?
Stranger: No, hahah he was got for three minutes. It would have been MUCH longer if he'd been with someone.
You: so where are you actually from?
Stranger: Denver.
You: oh cool
Stranger: You?
You: ireland
Stranger: Nice. I bet it's very.. Irishy there.
You: Yeah, really ..... irishy
You: is Denver very .. Denvery?
You: Jennifer Aniston is a slut
You: Matt Le Blanc is a failure
You: David Schwimmer is a giraffe
You: and the other one wishes he was Zac Efron
You: anyways bon voyage, hope your show doesn't get cancelled.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey 15 male here:)
You: 12 m holland very h***y wanna f**k very h***y girls 13+
You: interested?
Stranger: im jerking
You: so am i
You: wanna f**k very h***y girls 13+
Stranger: how big ur c**k
You: bigger than urs
Stranger: i jerk 4 times a day
You: i jerk 7 times a day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I am ashamed.
If anyone wants to know why I said "12 m holland very h***y wanna f**k very h***y girls 13+" it's because I c&p'd it from the last guy xD I swears!

I got a guy who did that ಠ_ಠ thing o/

Funny convos, SL XD
I'll put some more up later (:
From what I've gathered, they don't like you because your male.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: so, i herd u liek squirtlez
Stranger: asl?
You: squirtlez. do u liek 'em?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: What are your views on Pokémon players?
Stranger: i hate them
You: why?
You: dey'r gay are dey
You: LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
Stranger: they r just nuisense
You: Yeah. cool up the world, aren't they?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: asl?
You: 10 m Kanto!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: REACH
Stranger: hi
You: REACH!
Stranger: what reach mean
You: REACHHH HALO REACH
Stranger: hmm
You: REACH!!
Stranger: diffirent
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

REACH!~! Stupid PS3 FANBOY!

No stupid Halo Reach fanboy.