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PostSubject: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:41 am

Ok after the success of Mock The Week it's time to play it for real. I will post either a scene such as ''Unnerving things for a priest to say'' or an answer like ''Fire eater, what is the question?'' The wittiest answer wins a point for the leaderboard. Also I don't think highly of dirty language even if it's starred such as w*** or anything else
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:45 am

Ok time to go

Things a kid's TV presenter wouldn't say
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:56 am

"So now we move onto Egyptian Mummification. Here's one I prepared for us earlier."

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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:37 pm

*Atracttive presenter walks in*

Male Presenter: *whistles* ding dong. hubba hubba.

Crew Member: Erm, Tom; we're on air.

MP: Wh-what? Really? You're pulling my leg you are.

CM: No, we're really on air.

MP: Ok, I'll be right back.

*Car screeches, then drives off*

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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:08 am

"Right kids, it's time to meet the stars... what are you doing Andy Pandy!?

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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:33 am

_Reece_ wrote:
"So now we move onto Egyptian Mummification. Here's one I prepared for us earlier."

LOL Reece gets the first point.

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Green Apple
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:59 pm

Ok What Colour does a red apple turn after some one pisses on it?
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:10 pm

What kind of fruit attracts all kinds of animals including cats?

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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:23 pm

What's for breakfast mum?

My mum always tries to make me eat fruit for EVERY meal ¬¬

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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:31 am

What fell far from the tree too early?
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:39 am

What is the 1-Up in the NHS approved version of Super Mario Bros?

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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:46 am

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What is the 1-Up in the NHS approved version of Super Mario Bros?
LMAO that was good.
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Things you wouldn't hear a doctor say
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:29 pm

Im sorry. but Timmy.... Hes...... Up your bum.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:25 pm

Yes you're going to die. Have a nice funeral.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:42 pm

"You have only 5 minutes to get the antidote for the lethal poison...I'll give it you if you complete the world's hardest game for me.."





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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:42 am

You can post more than once, you do know?
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:44 am

"Let me just feel around here.... Mmmm..... Yes..... OK, I'll just go get the doctor now then."

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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:08 am

"I'm sorry sir. We had to cut off your testicles to use in the next series of I'm a Celebrity Get Me out of Here! I heard that Jedward will be doing the food trial. Bye now!"
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:42 am

"John, were sorry we had to tell you this but, yes it is strange not to have a penis."
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:05 am

I'm sorry sir, but all the signs are showing that you are indeed transgender.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:21 pm

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Yes you're going to die. Have a nice funeral.
LOL well done Hammer Bro

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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:04 pm

What, esentially was Frankie Boyle after he quit Mock the Week?

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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:32 am

What is the least worst thing that could happen to Tiger Woods after this recent escapade?
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:12 am

More please
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes We'd Like To See/What is the Question   Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:13 am

what you'll be if you end up raping your mother infront of your boss..?

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