You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
You: How are you?
Stranger: im good u?
You: Um I'm in a bit of a muddle
You: Bad situation if you will
Stranger: how?
You: Well my neighbour was going on holiday to Malaga and he asked me to look after his prized hamster that he's had for 15 years
Stranger: lol
Stranger: kill it
You: and um I sort of let the door of it's cage open and um
Stranger: haahahhahahahha
You: It kinda had an embarrasing death
Stranger: your fucked
Stranger: howd it die?
You: well It got out of it's cage on the worktop and it kinda jumped into the oven
You: didn't quite make it
Stranger: hahahahaha you just made my day
You: and sorta got caught between a cupboard and the oven
You: it's not funny he will seriously never speak to me again
You: what do I do?
Stranger: hahahhahahhahahahahhaha
You: ????
You: Do I fess up?
You: or do I try to get another hamster that looks like a cow?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: Wait, A cow?
You: Yea big thing, says Moo, makes milk
Stranger: I know what a cow is but how can a hamster look like a cow?
You: Well it has white fur and black spots
Stranger: My handbag is zebra print, Does it look like a Zebra?
You: Yes?
Stranger: NOOOOOO
You: Well that doesn't solve my problem, he never spoke to my other friend when Chester died
Stranger: Chester?
You: Another hamster that choked on a carrot
Stranger: This is actually priceless, Priceless I say. Are you one of those telegrams?
You: What?
Stranger: A telegram, a person hired by somebody's friends to stitch them up.
Stranger: Did Robbie hire you? No wait did Matthew?
You: No I'm not a telegram, just an unlucky person
plus that would be hard on a randomly generated conversation website
Stranger: True anyway good luck with the hamster, if I hear of someone being killed over a dead hamster I'll think of you
You: Gulp
Your conversational partner has disconnected